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Ok, one more tonight and I’ll quit. I believe mousie was droolin’ over the possibility of cheese straws, so here they be. Now some of our other good southern cooks such as Rebo may want to chime in with an idea or two of their own regardin’ cheese straws, which is good cause there are some right tasty variations. This is a basic good ol’ southern weddin’ reception cheese straw recipe.

Cheese Straws

A southern delicacy. As I understand it, no southern marriage is legal unless cheese straws are served at the reception.

2 cups of all purpose flour
One-half teaspoon of salt
2 cups of grated extra sharp cheddar cheese (that’s one 8 ounce package of cheese)
Cayenne pepper to taste
1 stick and two tablespoons of butter or (if you must) margarine, softened

Cream cheese and margarine together. I prefer my hands but a mixer will do. Combine the flour, pepper and salt and add to the cheese mixture a little at a time, mixing with your hands until you get a smooth consistency. Place mixture in a cookie press and use the star or bar press to push out into one to one and a half inch strips. Bake at 300 degrees until firm and the straws begin to brown, usually 12 to 15 minutes depending on the oven. Watch closely.

I like how busy you guys are keeping me posting recipes. :smiley: In about 24 hours we have 36 recipes posted.

Swampy if you have more keep them coming. It doesn’t take much for me to post them to the blog. :slight_smile:

Oh and feel free to share the link with everyone. At least that is my opinion.

Wow, the recipe blog looks great McUne!!! If we keep up with the recipes, they may move us to Cafe Society!

Good God–swampie is really a chef in disguise!

GT–what earlier one? I suggested a ChiDope of 5/31… is there an earlier one?

I ruined the roast. It was well done. I hate well done meat. I am still trying to figure out this oven. And the meat thermometer died! Grrrrr. It’s the second one in less than a year. Cheap thing. :rolleyes: So, I was at a loss re the doneness o’ the meat.
I’m working with Lisa the Bitch tomorrow–envy me!

This MMP should have been titled NOM NOM NOM.

Here’s my contribution:

Artichoke Chicken Casserole
Sun-Dried Tomatoes (reconstitute in H2O & chop)*
Artichoke Hearts (coarsely chopped–canned is fine)
Italian dressing (enough to coat)^
Cheese +
Penne/Rotini pasta (whichever you prefer)
Chicken breast**

Boil pasta.
Mix artichokes, sundried tomatoes, chicken, and italian dressing and pasta.
Cover with cheese
Bake at 350 until cheese is bubbly. (10-15 min)

**I leave the tomatoes out because they make me gag. YMMV.
^Play with the amount with this. Too much is overpowering but you need enough to give it some zest.
+The recipe calls for mozzerella, but I used sharp white cheddar last time and it was declared Eaten by the Roommates.
*I get the pre-roasted kind because I HATE handling slimy raw chicken.

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Swampy if you have more keep them coming. It doesn’t take much for me to post them to the blog.

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Well, since you insist! :smiley:

Easy Chicken and Dumplings

4 to six chicken breast halves, deboned (or legs or thighs or an combination of white and dark you desire)
6 cups of water
1 ten ounce can of cream of chicken soup
One-half cup of water
1 13.5 ounce package of flour tortillas

Cover the chicken with water and boil until tender. Remove the chicken and cut into bite sized pieces. Set aside. Cut the tortillas into one inch squares or into strips. Bring the broth to a boil and drop the tortillas, one at a time, stirring frequently to keep the tortillas from sticking together. They will be done in just a couple of minutes. Combine the soup and the one-half cup of water. Add to dumplings. Return chicken pieces to the pot.

This recipe can be halved (still use all the soup though) or doubled or tripled…whatever! If you double, triple, whatever, use two cans of cream of chicken soup and three-fourths of a cup of water. It’s the soup and water that thickens the chicken and dumplings.

Chicken Pie

4 to 6 Chicken breasts
1 cup of chicken stock
1 can of cream of chicken soup
2 hard boiled eggs

Crust:

1 cup of all purpose flour 1 cup of buttermilk
1 egg 1 stick of butter
One-half teaspoon of baking soda
One-half teaspoon of baking powder
1 teaspoon of salt

Cook chicken. A whole chicken can be used if preferred. Place in a two quart casserole dish. Add the soup, stock and eggs. For crust: Melt the butter and mix with the flour, buttermilk and egg. Add the baking soda, baking powder and salt to the flour mixture. Pour the mixture on top of the chicken. Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes or until golden brown.

Squash Dressing

2 cups of cooked summer (yellow squash)
One-half cup of butter
2 cups of crumbled corn bread
1 small onion finely chopped
1 can of cream of chicken soup 3 eggs, beaten
Black pepper to taste

Combine ingredients and pour into a greased baking dish (about a two quart casserole). Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes, until brown.

NOTE: Yes it sounds weird but it’s gooooooooooooood!

Corn Casserole

1 small box of corn muffin mix
1 stick of butter
1 cup of sour cream
1 can of cream style corn
1 can of whole kernel corn, drained
1 egg

Melt butter in a two quart casserole dish. Mix all ingredients in the dish. Bake at 375 degrees for 35 to 45 minutes, until golden brown.

Company Smashed N.O.T. AKA Taters

1 stick of butter or (if you must) margarine
Salt to taste
6 medium sized potatoes
Black pepper to taste
1 can of cream of chicken or mushroom soup
1 small onion finely chopped
1 pint of sour cream
8 ounces of sharp grated cheddar cheese

Peel (or not) potatoes, cube and boil until tender. Smash taters. (I like 'em with lumps but smash to your heart’s content.) Melt butter. Mix together butter, soup, onions, cheese, sour cream, salt and pepper. Mix with potatoes and place in a large casserole dish (at least three quarts). Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

NOTE: you can easily double and triple this recipe for a crowd. You can add mushrooms or some garlic if you so desire. Sprinkling the top with paprika makes it pretty and adds some great flavor, also.

Fried Okra

Two pounds of okra cut into pieces
1 small onion chopped fine
1 medium or two small green tomatoes chopped fine
Salt and pepper to taste
Flour and, if desired a little corn meal
1 clove of garlic chopped fine
1 banana pepper seeded and chopped fine and/or 1 jalapeno pepper seeded and chopped fine
Oil for frying

Mix all ingredients well. Mixture may be a little ooey gooey but that’s fine. Fry in small batches, covering the bottom of a hot skillet with oil. Drain well. The best fried okra EVAH!

NOTE: I like using half of a banana pepper and half of a jalapeno pepper personally. Gives it a little kick. The garlic is optional but, hey, is there anything such as too much garlic?

Ok, mystery post last time… :confused:

Let’s try this again, shall we?

Easy Chicken and Dumplings

4 to six chicken breast halves, deboned (or legs or thighs or an combination of white and dark you desire)
6 cups of water
1 ten ounce can of cream of chicken soup
One-half cup of water
1 13.5 ounce package of flour tortillas

Cover the chicken with water and boil until tender. Remove the chicken and cut into bite sized pieces. Set aside. Cut the tortillas into one inch squares or into strips. Bring the broth to a boil and drop the tortillas, one at a time, stirring frequently to keep the tortillas from sticking together. They will be done in just a couple of minutes. Combine the soup and the one-half cup of water. Add to dumplings. Return chicken pieces to the pot.

This recipe can be halved (still use all the soup though) or doubled or tripled…whatever! If you double, triple, whatever, use two cans of cream of chicken soup and three-fourths of a cup of water. It’s the soup and water that thickens the chicken and dumplings.

Chicken Pie

4 to 6 Chicken breasts
1 cup of chicken stock
1 can of cream of chicken soup
2 hard boiled eggs

Crust:

1 cup of all purpose flour 1 cup of buttermilk
1 egg 1 stick of butter
One-half teaspoon of baking soda
One-half teaspoon of baking powder
1 teaspoon of salt

Cook chicken. A whole chicken can be used if preferred. Place in a two quart casserole dish. Add the soup, stock and eggs. For crust: Melt the butter and mix with the flour, buttermilk and egg. Add the baking soda, baking powder and salt to the flour mixture. Pour the mixture on top of the chicken. Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes or until golden brown.

Squash Dressing

2 cups of cooked summer (yellow squash)
One-half cup of butter
2 cups of crumbled corn bread
1 small onion finely chopped
1 can of cream of chicken soup
3 eggs, beaten
Black pepper to taste

Combine ingredients and pour into a greased baking dish (about a two quart casserole). Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes, until brown.

NOTE: Yes it sounds weird but it’s gooooooooooooood!

Corn Casserole

1 small box of corn muffin mix
1 stick of butter
1 cup of sour cream
1 can of cream style corn
1 can of whole kernel corn, drained
1 egg

Melt butter in a two quart casserole dish. Mix all ingredients in the dish. Bake at 375 degrees for 35 to 45 minutes, until golden brown.

Company Smashed Taters N.O.T.

1 stick of butter or (if you must) margarine
Salt to taste
6 medium sized potatoes
Black pepper to taste
1 can of cream of chicken or mushroom soup
1 small onion finely chopped
1 pint of sour cream
8 ounces of sharp grated cheddar cheese

Peel (or not) potatoes, cube and boil until tender. Smash taters. (I like 'em with lumps but smash to your heart’s content.) Melt butter. Mix together butter, soup, onions, cheese, sour cream, salt and pepper. Mix with potatoes and place in a large casserole dish (at least three quarts). Refrigerate overnight. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

NOTE: you can easily double and triple this recipe for a crowd. You can add mushrooms or some garlic if you so desire. Sprinkling the top with paprika makes it pretty and adds some great flavor, also.

Fried Okra

Two pounds of okra cut into pieces
1 small onion chopped fine
1 medium or two small green tomatoes chopped fine
Salt and pepper to taste
Flour and, if desired a little corn meal
1 clove of garlic chopped fine
1 banana pepper seeded and chopped fine and/or 1 jalapeno pepper seeded and chopped fine
Oil for frying

Mix all ingredients well. Mixture may be a little ooey gooey but that’s fine. Fry in small batches, covering the bottom of a hot skillet with oil. Drain well. The best fried okra EVAH!

NOTE: I like using half of a banana pepper and half of a jalapeno pepper personally. Gives it a little kick. The garlic is optional but, hey, is there anything such as too much garlic?

<vomits into mouth> Swampie mentioned okra. <vomits again>
taxi–I used to get that all the time. When I was younger, I dreaded the stylist even more–my sisters had cut my hair as a child so I never knew the right amount to tip etc at first. And then these people used to see my hair and go a little nuts. Not to brag, but I have thick dark blonde/reddish curly hair. It’s much curlier now than it was in my 20’s, but still… Every stylist would want to “play”. First, they didn’t like that I just wore it (like you) straight part, shoulder length. No–they wanted to crimp it, tease it (I would have looked like Roseanne Roseanadana), cut it, color it, straighten it, perm it–if it could be done to hair, they wanted to do it.

I always said no and they used to get sort of put out by that. I started highlighting it after I was married, and they would pull it through a cap. God that hurt like a mother. I didn’t get foil until about 10 years ago. I have cowlicks, so feathering and other layering was not going to work. anyhoo, long story to say I agree with you!

I flatiron it now about twice a week. For me, that’s a lot of maintenance on my hair. I’m still boring, but I’m happy to be boring. My current stylist is ok with my boring, but she is also the one who waited 6 months before suggesting a cut. I really love it now.

Just a quick stop. The recipe blog is an awesome idea, I have been saving Mumper recipes in a file for the last year or so, it’s great that you have volunteered to host the blog Mcune! I’ll add some recipes soon.

Another beautiful day, nippy breeze but sunny!

I have to finish dinner, game hens, tricked up leftover mashed N.O.T. and peas. There is cherry pie for desert, and I made a nice loaf of banana bread last night. Skiffman will be home soon, he is always very happy when supper is waiting for him, which makes him more amenable to the Honey Do list. I have to get the last of his chores out of the way before he goes out fishing. Halibut first, and I cannot wait for a batch of fresh halibut cheeks, yummy!

Toodles!

Good Og, Swampy -is- a Chef-in-Disguise! :slight_smile: foresee some recipe testing (and tasting!) in my future this weekend. And I should have a few recipes for the blog by then as well. Once I get them sorted out and actually written down, that is. :wink:

LiLi, I hate to suggest it, but could TNC have put your jeans among Mr. Lissar’s clothes?! snicker

YAY for Whiterabbit finding a new place! And it does sound like Laura’s cabin from Little House on the Prairie! I loved those books when I was a kid. And they’re still a pretty good read, btw.

Rosie, so sorry that the judges were biased like that. And I hope that you follow through on writing a letter to the hotel about the bad stuff there–unacceptable. Especially not having a room ready, and the elevator breaking down.

Hope you’re feeling better today, MamaTigs. This crazy up and down weather has affected my joints; at least it’s supposed to be warm tomorrow (I won’t mention what the forecast is beyond Thursday though … :().

I’m looking forward to a) living by MYSELF! and b) not having a garage door opening and closing all the damn time right underneath my bedroom. They had to put in a door, it’s not like I object to that, but there’s twelve condos in the building so when people come or go I hear and feel it. Makes sleeping in on a weekday nearly impossible. It wasn’t a problem when I first got here, because it was open all the time, but once it got cold…well, that won’t be a problem for me anymore. I hope whoever ends up in here next is less sensitive to noise than I am. I am going to miss the covered parking come next winter, though!

Roomie was a bit annoyed, I think, but he understood when I said if I hadn’t jumped on this it wouldn’t have happened and I really wanted it.

The only thing is I don’t know if I’ll have internet out there yet without paying for it. I think I’ll take my computer over with me tomorrow and once I have the keys I will go in and see what happens when I boot up.

Aargh…
drowns in butter

It was really nice out today. I hope we just slid right into spring. I need to get my bike out. God forbid I get some exercise…

And my asskicking wasn’t enough. I had a really miserable day at work today. Luckily, it went by quickly. I’ll spare the rest…

On sunday, I was simmering some brats in beer and I guess I nicked one. Molten hot grease splattered a distinct line across my chest. What, I’m the only one who cooks shirtless? (Ladies, jump in anytime here…) Anyway, the burn pattern is amusing. It’s almost faded away now, though.

Listening to: DJ Hype

I wear an apron when I cook so this doesn’t happen. :wink:

Did you use baking cocoa? Use nesquik instead. And all you need to make** LiLi**'s cake be a chocolate cake is to add mix nesquik with the flour, I use about a 1:3 ratio.

I’m shit at baking but my bizcocho de chocolate ended up coming out decent, it did.

My “minimalist cooking” contributions. When I was growing up I lived with four people who combined about a dozen tummy problems, so my cooking is very “naked.”

Garlic fried chicken, Spanish style (pollo al ajillo)

You can use any parts you fancy, but it’s common to either get a whole chicken chopped up (no separating the breasts first) or use dark meats.

Items needed:
A frying pan; the oil will jump but don’t bother with a lid, if you do it’s likely to overcook.
Enough chicken to feed however many people you’re feeding: 1/4 per person, unless you’re dealing with teenagers (a single teenager can devour a range chicken in its entirety and then start eyeing what’s on other people’s plates).
Cooking oil.
A few cloves of garlic.
A green pepper (optional).
Long thongs. No, not the underwear kind, which would be a contradiction in terms: the ones you use to grab hot stuff.

Have the chicken cut to small pieces. Wings can go whole or get separated in two bits at the elbow joint; legs get chopped at the knee and then each half gets chopped again; the body gets chopped up in similar-sized pieces.

Put oil in the pan; it shouldn’t be so much that the food swims in it, but more than just wetting the pan. Heat it.
When you think it’s hot enough, put a clove of garlic in it (if you’re going to eat it, peel it; otherwise you don’t need to). If it doesn’t sizzle, wait a bit more. When it sizzles, add another clove, the whole washed pepper and as much chicken as your pan has room for.
Turn the chicken pieces around a few times so they’re golden all over. As they get done, take them out to a plate and add more pieces in. Turn the pepper around too; if you’re eating the garlic you shouldn’t do it too much. Replace the garlic as needed.
The pepper is usually not eaten (this isn’t just my family and our tummy problems, it’s a real “usually”).

You can use dipping sauces if you want (salsa, mojo verde, mayo, guacamole…) but it’s not needed at all.

Baked salmon

You need:
an oven,
a whole salmon, cleaned and de-spined (“like a book”),
an oven pan or a cocotte. If you’re using a cocotte, you can skip the oil.
oil and lemon
salt

While the oven heats, pour some oil into your recipient, just enough to keep the salmon from sticking. It will start letting water out after a while, so you don’t need to drown it. If it’s a cocotte, you can squeeze half the lemon instead.

Lightly salt the inside of the salmon. Close it. If you’re feeling fancy, mark some cuts where you expect to cut the portions and stick slices of lemon in there. Place it in the recipient. Squeeze the (rest of the) lemon over it. If it’s a cocotte, close it (yeah yeah, so I do know people who thought the lid was for decoration).

When the oven’s hot, put it in.

When it smells good, it’s done! (Depending on the size of the salmon and whether it was a pan or a cocotte, it will vary between 25’ and 45’, at least in Mom’s oven).

Temperatures aren’t given because I have no idea what temperature we use, my oven just has non-temperature numbers and I don’t have the manual. It’s the same setting as for chicken or a slightly lower one.

Salmon with orange: the same, using orange instead of lemon.

Salmon with shrimp: ditto, with peeled shrimp inside the salmon.

Microwave fish:
a portion of fish (for example, a slice of salmon).
Half a lemon.
A microwave.
A plate.
A microwave cover.
A ladle (metal works well).

Squeeze a bit of lemon on plate. Put unsalted fish on plate. Stick in, on a medium setting, for one minute, covered. Let it rest for two minutes. Flip over. Stick it for another minute. Take it out. It should be done, but check it anyway, specially if it’s your first time (you may need to adjust time and settings depending on the microwave and on your idea of a slice). If it isn’t, wait a couple minutes before sticking it back in. If it is, move it to the serving plate and salt slightly.

Repeat the process with any other portions.

The waiting times mean that you can actually cycle three portions at the same time, but this means more dishes to wash.

Works well with fishes you’d bake and with flat fishes.

Morning all. Hi Nava! ::waves::

Just about to head out to work for my last day! w00t!!!

Yay! for your last day of work, Dotty! I trust you’ll spend it appropriately, i.e. doing absolutely nothing worthwhile!

Yes, I gave snowbunny orders to take pictures immediately. I, too, have always wanted to live in a cabin in the woods. In fact, Papa Tigs and I looked at this amazing, darling little A-frame up in West Virginia a few years ago that if we could have figured out how he could commute to work, we would have bought on the spot – buried in the woods, big deck, insanely good price, etc. But alas, it would have been a truly hellacious commute for him. I still covet a little house in the big woods, though. Someday. Right now I’ll just have to live vicariously through my daughter!

I’m still feeling yuck. I called the doctor today about my meds, but she never called me back, so I fear that means she’ll call at 8:00 tomorrow morning or something. Which won’t go over well since in a fit of true stupidity, I agreed to do a bit of congressional [del]drivel[/del] work this evening. And then spent most of the evening goofing off playing games and watching TV instead of working. :smack: It was after midnight by the time I finally started it. I’m halfway done now, but I’ve still been doing far too much goofing off. :smack: Why can’t I just focus and WORK, dammit???!?!!?

YAY FOR THE LAST DAY, DOTTY!!!

Am off to work very soon. Es regnet draussen. The ground is like a bog. The subsoil hadn’t thawed before all this rain hit, so now it’s a bit like walking on thin ice out there: the ground feels ok, until you sink into muck. Enough with the rain!

I get out at 2 pm today. But I didn’t sleep very well, so maybe a nap once I get hom. I spent last evening watching MY version of the Two Towers, in which I skip over all of Gollum and the Ents and focus on Aragorn and Eowyn. I need another movie–I’m bored with the home selection. And I painted my toenails. It felt great to just do nothing and not feel guilty about it. I’m almost there–just have to finish this paper and 8 more hours of practicum. I can taste it.
OK-that one Pit thread re the dog abuse. NOW the OP is on my last nerve. Talk about pedantic!

Or, how I’ve gotten my monthly visitor twice this month and ended up with a load of laundry to do once I woke up this morning. Apparently a week and a half or so ago I had an ovarian cyst burst. Apparently this morning is the real thing. :rolleyes: This is not how I wanted to start my day.

So, how’s everybody else this morning? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Happy last day, Dotty!

Today is my Firday, which I’m very happy about because people have done nothing but make ridiculous requests today.

Last night I was very busy but at least I got my mincemeat cake made, and tonight I will be making potato, cheese and herb bread so that I’ve fulfilled my promises to the friends I’m spending the weekend with.

Tomorrow morning we’re off to stock up on essential supplies (that’ll be vodka, then) and then we’re heading up the M6 to Penrith in the Lake District for a long weekend of chilling out, partying and grumbling about all the folks we don’t like.