I was on the subway today staring at a Chase Bank ad that simply had the computery-looking characters FSTR $. Honestly, I stared and stared and thought, “Fisters? At Chase Bank? I remember when they just offered toasters!” It really took a few minutes before it sunk in that it meant “faster cash.”
You know damn well some advertising guy is laughing his ass off (!) at what he got over on the client.
I thought I was taking it in the ass from my bank…
Have you seen the interest rates on their credit cards?
The chief collector has arms like Popeye. People pay up, quick. :eek:
Fisting, is that like checks?
Can I get it with teddy bears and kittens on it?
Only if there are tattoos… 
Now that I think about it, I wonder if the person who designed the ad wasn’t a Sub-Genius? They have a publication called The Stark Fist of Removal which, IIRC, features a hand holding a fistful of dollars in it’s logo.
Perhaps a Sergio Leone fan.
No. But gerbils are available.
Eve, if you have occasion to visit Milwaukee, consider a stay at thePfister Hotel.
My 11th grade history teacher was a Pfister. Helped make me the man I am today (not that that’s sayin’ much).
Isn’t Clay Aiken their new spokeman?
You’ve gotta wonder if this fist came with two thumbs up.