Chelsea Clinton is helping me shine door knocks

[Mangetout]

Shoehorn butterhorse.

[lissener]

@awldune

This came to mind for me, too. I can hear this being read aloud at a coffee shop’s poetry night.

To the OP, would it be possible to scan or photograph the original? I would be very interested to see the handwriting (if it’s handwritten)

Tossed it, but I’m sure there are more. I’ll look.

[eleanorigby]

Who’d want to nurse a dentist?

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Marley23

I’ve been seeing some goddamn weird handmade posters on newspaper boxes in the city lately. They start “The Devil makes bats out of 2 million people children every year.”

It’s fucking shoddy work too. They shatter when you hit them on the label.