Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who....

We might as well make this series complete.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who keeps your ball when you knock it over her fence.

… who assigned tough homework when you were in her English class.

Who will lick her thumb and smear it across your face if you’ve got a smudge of dirt on your cheek.

…looks at sharks with admiration bordering on envy for being such perfect, streamlined killing machines.

…makes coats out of puppies.

Does this crap HAVE to be in Cafe Society? Argh! I thought this would be at least one forum where I don’t have to see the names McCain, Obama or Clinton (none of whom I support)? I thought this was a forum for entertainment, not politics. Can’t there be one place where politicians are outta my face?

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… looks like the kind of [del]lady[/del] politician that would get in your face in Cafe Society.

Hillary looks like the kind of lady who the people at Talbots were thinking of when they opened the store.

She looks like the kind of lady who could single handedly put a company out of business via her all day calling of HR.

She looks like someone who would be best suited serving her country by having a courtroom show on Fox airing at 1:00pm.

…who would yell at you to keep your hands out of the cookie jar before supper.

Who would go to that store that has the annual half-price wedding gowns day just to elbow people out of her way with impunity.

(Seriously, I would hate to be in her way at the Sam’s Club.)

Hillary looks like the kind of lady who has a list of empowering affirmations that she tells her reflection every morning.

She looks like the kind of lady who doesn’t remember most people’s name but plays if off by never addressing anyone by name.

She looks like the kind of lady who missed being her high school valedictorian by two hundredths of a GPA point and still hasn’t gotten over it.

Who reads Is Sex Necessary? and thinks it’s a straight-up scientific study, with the thesis, “No, it isn’t.”

The sort that registers her child in the exclusive kindgergarten class as soon as it is born.

The sort that yells at the umpires at little league games

The sort that goes through her aunt’s jewelry when she dies and decides which relative gets what, keeping the choice pieces for herself

Hillary looks like the kind of lady who would pitch her Girl Scouts troop in a fucking vicious cookie-selling competition.

Hillary looks like the kind of lady who questions your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

… on the second-to-last day of school.

I kind of agree with this. These threads should be in either the game forum or MPSIMS.

IMHO. :wink:

Hillary looks like the kind of lady who attended every single guillotining during the French revolution, knitting furiously.

Like the type of woman who would hate having a dog jump in her lap.

She looks like everything Martha Stewart wants to be.

has a certain “understanding” with her charming, but very irresponsible, husband.