…would make Margaret Thatcher look like someone who spent 11 years handing out ruby slippers.
She looks like someone who will die when a house falls on her.
. . . in an alternate timeline would be the no-nonsense chairperson of your county board of commissioners.
She looks like a prosecutor who pushes for the death penalty on every case she’s ever tried, even those in family court.
…would beat the Three-Card-Monte hustler at his own game, and take all his money.
…would take over the neighborhood association, and change the rules to let the neighbors actually want to live there.
…took over the church choir, and introduced blues harmonies.
…when life gave her lemons, she used the juice to make synthetic rocket fuel.
…would condemn Monty Python’s Black Knight for being a quitter.
…would yell at you during sex for not doing it right
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who . . . . would have been a presiding judge at the Salem Witch Trials and would have convicted cause, from personal experience, she knew what to look for.
No, she seems more like the type who would manage to get a special rule added to address the fact that your hedge is not sufficiently aesthetically pleasing. She will hold this against you until one of you either moves away or dies.
Hillary looks like the kind of lady that prefers underalls to thongs.
No, I think she looks like the kind of lady who’s mad because a house fell on her sister.
No. She is the type of woman who is not on the HOA committee.
She’s the one the homeowners always go to for leadership when they need to fight the HOA.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who would make the waitress at Applebee’s take back her ice water if there wasn’t a slice of lemon in it.
She’s a tough broad. She’s so tough that a house fell on her, it just made her angry.
… could kick your ass.
… pick the right Cabinet to kick everyone else’s.
… and kick her own damned tonsils.
She looks like the kind of lady who snatches up all the game pieces when setting up Monopoly, and determines who gets which piece. She always keeps the racecar.
…who could give Iceman competition for cold stares.
… would condemn Monty Burns for being a weak kneed liberal.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who expects to be seated right away in a restaurant.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who meets you at an open house and closes the deal.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who has not shopped at a supermarket in the last 20 years.
Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who would give a blow job and bite off Bill’s dick.