Scrubbing Bubbles would kick the sh*t out of Tidy-Bowl Man.(hehe), But, Mr Clean on the other hand, would wipe the floor with all of 'em.
chewy
snap, crackle and pop
dig dug
poppin fresh
fancy persian
how 'bouts:
R2D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT from the Black Hole?
R2D2. He’s simply more resourceful.
Snoopy VS Lassie
Inky–
Yikes! I got into trouble for that last one! I laughed so hard at the jar of chiggers that somebody came out and asked what I was working on that was so funny. My money’s on the chiggers…even though, according to the Onion, Bill Gates has elevated himself to 20th level magic user…I guess you had to read it.
What about Herman Munster vs. Gomez Addams?
Snoopy v. Lassie
The Red Barron would shoot Lassie right out of the sky
Herman Munster v. Gomez Addams
The Herm’s got major size on Gomez, but Addams is a lot quicker and more agile. Addams by a decision.
How 'bout: Dr. Pepper v. Mr. Pibb
Herman Munster would feed Gomez to whatever lived under the stairs.
I’m ignoring the Pepper vs Pibb one b/c I don’t like either; they’d probably just corrode their own cans and spill into the gutter before the fight started.
Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku
Back up, was V.I.N.CENT the red saw-wielding thing, the red and silver R2-D2 clone, or the beat-up robotic hayseed?
My money is on R2 either way, he’s sorta’ the robotic equivilent of a swiss army knife.
Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku? I don’t know either, but I’ll take a guess and bet on the former. Sounds bigger.
Data vs. the T1000
Okay, if this battle was waged in the Star Trek universe, Data would win, probably by modifying a Tri-Corder (sp?) and a toaster oven (the Star Trek universe seems prone to technology driven plot contrivences).
If this battle is waged in the gritty James Cameron universe Data would still win, but he’d probably get cut in half in the process.
Godzilla Vs. the entire population of Wisconsin
The pop. of Wisconsin. They would feed all the cheese in the state to Godzilla, and he’d spend such a long time in the can that the referee would call it a forfeit.
Chmee vs. The Hindmost.
Re: Mr Pibb & Dr Pepper.
According to the Rocky movies, the one with the best theme song always wins the fight. Therefore, Dr Pepper wins by default.
WTF is a chee and hindmost?
Even though I am a big Chewy supporter. I would have to say Worf becuas Chewy just seems too nice, and for some strange I feel I know him personally from seeing the movies. Weird huh? Anyways! Besides Worf has that Clingon battle stuff in him, you can’t mess with that.
Chmee vs. The Hindmost.
Well, The Hindmost, of course. Always bet on the Puppeteer. 'Nuff said.
And to add my own challange…
Herb or Les?
Les is way more vicious than Herb. He’d make him cry like a little girl.
Hmm . . .
Josie and the Pussycats vs. Captain Caveman and his trio of girlies.
I don’t know who Les or Herb are…so.
The Goodhumor man VS. “Da’ Cookie Man” (delivery guy for Nabisco)
Catrandom… ::Chortle:: “Romantically” ::chortle:: Gee, would that be doggie style?
Inky, V.I.N.CENT was the gray robot (new, not beat up).
CAPTAIN CAAVEMAAAAN!!! He’s got that club, and he’s not hampered by civilization.
Okay, Muppets, or Fraggles?
(Damn, this thread is funny!)
Oh, man - definitely the Muppets. The Fraggles are 1)too small, and 2)Miss Piggy would take care of all of them. If Animal didn’t get to the Doozer Sticks and demoralize the little buggers first.
So…Monty Python vs. Red Dwarf?
tough one, gotta say monty, way more resourceful then the crew of red dwarf. better imaginations.
inky: v.i.n.cent was the r2d2 like one, new, with the attached laser blasters that beat S.T.A.R. the humanoid sharpshooter.
Chewbacca vs. Worf: Chewie’s got reach, mass, and experience. Gotta give it to the Wookie.
Taz vs. Roadrunner: The Roadrunner would dust Taz in a straight race. If they’re fighting, Taz would eventually land a blow, and the bird would be through.
Poppin’ Fresh vs. Toucan Sam: This is a toughie. PF probably doesn’t have much strength, and he’s one big pressure point, but I have the feeling that TS has a glass beak. PF would win after a long bout due to his doughy resilience. PF beats Snuggles for the same reason.
Keebler Elves vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop: Users are losers, and that Crackle is a stoner if I ever saw one (take a look at him sometime!). This combined both with the fact that the other two are a band leader and a chef and the advantage of numbers, the Keebler Elves win a pyrrhic victory; Crackle devoured their entire stock to satisfy his munchies!
Einstein vs. Feinman: Feinman would cheat and take the day.
Big Bird vs. Captain Kangaroo: Big Bird would use his superior reach to get a hold on the Captain, and, then, it’s time for the Zangeif moves. FINAL… ATOMIC… BUSTAH!
Pac-Man vs. Dig Dug: Dig Dug has trained his entire life in taking out round devourers. Pac-Man is inflated and popped!
Morris vs. Fancy Feast Persian: Morris’s aura of sheer bitterness and cynicism alone would drive that candy-assed Persian to tears.
Ty-D-Bol Man vs. Scrubbing Bubbles: The Bubbles are MIGHTY! Their might coupled with their internal combustion engines would spell defeat for the tiny man in the tiny boat.
R2-D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT: Anyone who’s seen the Star Wars movies knows that R2 is a right bastard (my theory on why they don’t translate his dialogue). Vinny’s a little too proper. He has the advantage of flight, but R2 would bring him down with a little of that taser action or the flight mode hinted at in the Phantom Menace Art Book. R2 takes it.
Snoopy vs. Lassie: Snoopy has two advantages: superior technology (the Sopwith Camel) and opposable thumbs. A few strafing runs, and Lassie’s running home to Timmy.
Herman Muenster vs. Gomez Addams: It’d be a close one, but Gomez’s high Warfare beats out Herman’s superior Strength.
Dr Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb: Unknown to Dr Pepper, Mr. Pibb is secretly his brother Rex Pepper who ran away when he was but a boy only to secretly take the secret identity of the masked soda Mr. Pibb. Pibb drops Pepper with a gut punch when Pepper inquires a little too closely.
Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku: Hong Kong Phooey is tough (especially with his cat’s help), but he can’t stand up to a power level of… 10,000!? But that’s impossible!
Data vs. T-1000: Data had nookie with Tasha Yar. This elevates him to a level of cool that the T-1000 can’t touch. Data dismisses him.
Chmeee vs. Hindmost: The Hindmost would win somehow. The leader of the most paranoid race in Known Space would have contingency plan upon contingency plan.
Herb vs. Les: Les would trap Herb behind an invisible wall marked off by masking tape. The disoriented Herb would be easy prey for Les’s cutting wit. Fly, turkey, fly!
Josie and the Pussycats vs. Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels: Little did you know that the Pussycats and the Teen Angels are one and the same. Captain Caveman would add Josie to his group, bringing in a much-needed redhead to what would then be known as the Josie, Captain Caveman, and the Teen Pussycats Action Hour.
Whew!
Okay, Smurfs vs. Snorks vs. Monchichi in a Royal Rumble?