Chewbacca or Worf?

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Chewie would tap a keg of whoop ass on that whiny Klingon bitch.

Road Runner is a fast motherfu-shet yo mouf! He would defintiely dust Taz.

Martha Stewart would kick some ass. Under that bullshit smile is a ruthless high-tone bitch in an Eldorado.

Mr. Ed. Come on, man, he’s a horse.

Poppin’ fresh, every time. He’s dough, so I imagine he would have some T1000 like properties. I bet he could form some pretty bad ass weapons out of his doughy ass if provoked.

The Keeblers would definitely take those rice crispy sissies. For one thing, there’s more of them, and another thing is they’re not human. They’re elves. None of them were ever in the band or a chef. Everyone know that those guys are panty-waists… (a big ass disclaimer here, it’ a joke, don’t get your undies ruffled.)

Feynman would beat Einstein like a wild eyed mule. Just think about it, Einstein was a bitch. Smart as hell, but weak.

Big Bird was such a pussy. Captain Kangaroo, pedophile pot-head closet S&M freak that he was would definite get medievil on his feathery yellow ass.

Dig-Dug was the man, and pac-man was a smiley face. Dig Dug would crack Paccy on his big yellow headpiece with his big ass shovel and knock his ass out cold. Then he would be free to pearl harbor his unconscious foe.

Once again, poppin’ fresh would reign victorious over that sissy mary flit boy snuggle.

Morris would get his bitch smacked up by that catty persian.

Weird al would kick the shit out of Ray WWF style, because Stone Cold said so. Then Marvin Gaye would come up and kick his ass. He’d get it on.

R2 all the way, the force is strong with him.

It was a tough call, but I think that Snoopy would come out on top, literally. He was smoove, and Lassie would definitely end up giving it up if he wore his smoking jacket.

I think Gomez would kick some ass. I don’t know why.

Mr. Pibb could take Dr. Pepper, but the doc is rich enough to hire legions of terror to crush the Pibb. Just what the doctor ordered.

T1000 vs. Data? Do you even need to ask? T1000 would slice and dice Data like a juice tiger.

Godzilla Vs. the entire population of Wisconsin. We should be so lucky… You saw what s/he did to Tokyo and New York right? Wisconsin would be toast.

Whew! Now that I answered all the previous ones, I can ask one of my own…

The Rumple Minze chic (complete with polar bear) VS. Shannon Doherty?

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Gotta go with Chewie. I love Worf, but he is just no match for Chewie’s size & strength.

Here’s a few:
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[li]Blue from Blue’s Clues vs. Elmo from Sesame Street[/li][li]Don Imus vs. Howard Stern[/li][li]UncleBeer vs. WallyM7[/li]
Sorry. Couldn’t resist that last one.

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Immortalized in the board game, The Creature that Ate Sheboygan. I actually played it once; The creature was killed by the courageous and resourceful residents of Sheboygan.
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For the definitive answer on Chewbacca v. Worf:
http://www.thefunniest.com/grudge/History/chew-worf.html

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Triple Threat Brain Match:
Cecil Adams vs David Feldman vs Marilyn Vos Savant
my bet = Cecil, of course. I see flashes of the movie “Scanners” here, on Dave & Marilyn’s behalf.

Anchor Match:
Tom Brokaw vs. Dan Rather
my bet = Dan Rather. The dude’s got a 'tude.

Metal Match:
Rob Zombie vs Marilyn Manson
my bet = Rob Zombie. Marilyn creeps me out, but Rob is undead.

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Zombie would tear out a few more of Manson’s ribs in just shy of 5 seconds.

Next on the prizefighting ticket:

John Wayne vs. a Carton of Pall Mall’s

O.J. Simpson vs. Puck from the Real World

The Wasssssuuuuuuuuuupp? guy from the Bud commercials vs. Clara Peller of “Where’s the beef?” fame in an electrified-steel-cage-grudge-match of the Catch Phrase stars.

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The Duke never saw a pack of smokes he couldn’t kill; he gets that one.

O.J.'s already demonstrated he’s willing and able to kill weedy obnoxious hangers-on, but he’d have to spend a few years afterward looking for “the real killers.”

Clara Peller’s lung-power is enough to stun a rhino in its tracks, which would give her plenty of time to get to the Bud guy (on her spindly, old-lady legs) and stab him to death with a spork.

Next: G.I. Joe vs. Thundercats

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OP: Chewbacca, by a KO, no question.

GI Joe vs the Thundercats - are we talking Kung fu grip here? Gotta goe with Joe, they have the arms race won on that one.

next: Xena, Warrior Princess vs. Wonder Woman

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umph. a little handicapped here, since i never actually watched any G.I. Joe. (admission by omission, there :o )

hmm. both sides fighting for truth, justice and the Amer…uh, that is, right. well, while G.I. Joe and company probably sport all kinds of kick-ass hardware and weaponry, my money’s gotta be on the Thundercats. they have nine lives, n’est pas?

next up:

Frank Black vs. Ezekiel Stone

(yeah, i know–all hell breaks loose if either loses)
:stuck_out_tongue:

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Xena, in a close decision based on the superiority of her wardrobe.

Freakish Little Pepsi girl vs. Freakish Little Welch’s Grape Juice Girl-- or both of them vs. the Olsen twins.

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Nope - Worf all the way. Chewbacca may have mass and reach, but we all know that Worf knows Klingon hand-to-hand battle techniques better than anyone, and since that so closely resembles eastern martial arts, and we all know that martial arts does not depend on mass or reach, but rather on wits, direction of power and chi, Worf will let Chewie wear himself out for a while lunging and swatting, and when he’s tired, take him down. At least, that’s the way I see it.

Next up: Picard vs. Janeway. Both have hand-to-hand experience, both weigh about the same, both can be fiesty bitches. Discuss. :smiley:

Esprix

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Picard vs. Janeway…

I’m going for Janeway in this one. She’s tough, and she doesn’t have the Borg-ish tendencies to overcome in times of stress. :slight_smile:

Here’s a kicker: Spam vs. Treet? (Or, Hormel vs. Armour?)

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Okay…took some thought. I think the annoying grape juice girl takes the pepsi kid. Despite extensive use of voice overs, pepsi just doesn’t have the “Bad Seed” thing going like the g.j. kid. She’s TOO cute–it’s creepy. As for the Olsen twins? There’s a line to take them out. No chance.

How about the Brady Bunch vs. Eight is Enough?
or another tag team? Mrs. Paul’s, Aunt Jemima, and Little Debbie vs. Betty Crocker, Mrs. Smith and the Gerber’s baby?

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This thread is hilarious. I’ll leave all previous questions alone since they all seem to have been answered, and quite thoroughly at that for the most part.

How about:

young frankenstein vs. young einstein

Zaphod Beeblebrox vs. Dirk Gently

Voltron vs. the transformers vs. the Gobots

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Okay, I’m going with the dark horse in this race and saying “Treet” who’s underdog position can be used to forge an alliance with the other two seasoned pork remnant products “Prem” and “Hammette”.

Together this potted meat juggernaught will overwelm the Spam empire.

Okay, time for a triple-threat tag team match:

The Three Stooges
The Three Tenors
or
The Three Wise Men

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I’m going with the 3 stooges believe it or not. Why? Well, the 3 tenors ARE huge, that’s true; and the 3 wise men are wise. But what can you possibly do to the 3 stooges? They’ve been punched, burned, hit with heavy hammers and mallets, have had they eyes severly poked. Let’s face it, they are invincible.

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If by the “Three Wise Men” you mean Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Jose Cuervo, I gotta go with them. They’re enough to knock anyone out, and give them one hell of a hangover.

Next card:

Al Gore vs. The robots from Battlestar Gallactica

Go!

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You know those robots from Battlestar Galactica (Cyclons?) were at a real disadvantage, what with that nutty back and forth ping pong ball eye think happening. It just had to make drawing a bead a real challange (they never did manage to hit Starbuck as I recall).

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re: “Voltron vs. the Transformers vs. the Gobots”

Well, first off, the Gobots were a cheap imitation of the Transformers, so they’re out. I’d have to go with Voltron on this because of his mighty, flaming sword of death. That, and well, he just looks so cool with those glowing, unfeeling eyes.

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re: “Voltron vs. the Transformers vs. the Gobots”

Well, first off, the Gobots were a cheap imitation of the Transformers, so they’re out. I’d have to go with Voltron on this because of his mighty, flaming sword of death. That, and well, he just looks so cool with those glowing, unfeeling eyes.

How about the Sleestaks(Land of the Lost) vs the crew of the Love Boat?