Nice hooters, porc. So perky!
You’ll put your eye out!
Hey - what a coincidink…
The Ladybug and I are going to be in Chicago starting tonite (10/23) thru Sunday. Just because. Because neither of us have ever seen the place.
And cuz we heard it was a good place to eat pork products, ride trains, and get some culture.
We used up a buncha Hyatt Gold points and are staying at the Regency! Woo Hoo!
I can’t promise anything on this short of notice, but if I am in the neighborhood tomorrow at 1pm we’ll drop in Stocks and Blondes for a beer or something with you all.
Heh. I don’t think I was that perky when I was 13. They’re like boobs inside the Matrix - what was that line? The mental projection of my digital boobs.
Thanks, Gundy. I have this weird feeling, tho, that you all will be hard to miss!
I’d wear my “Fine Nebraska Beef Brains” t-shirts so’d you’d recognize *me[i/], but alas I have a “real” job now.
*SUCKS!!![i/]
Yippee! My boss will be in the jungles of Belize for the next 10 days, so a) she can’t even call in and torture me, which means that b) I get to go to lunch whenever I damn well feel like it!
Anyone for pork nipples? Pork and nipples seem to be the main conversation topics around here today, so why not combine the two?
I really hate doing this, but I have to beg out - called in sick with a nasty stomach flu. Wish it weren’t so. 
That sucks, FH. Hope you feel better!
Hey losers, sorry I was such a hyperactive spaz. Also, fuck fuck fuck, in case you were wonder who this is.
I’m loopy today.
I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that I won all of my friends’ money on the course Friday. Which almost makes up for missing your lovely company.
Next time around, in a festive holiday mood…
How about Thursday, December 4th at 1pm. That’s the week after Turkey Day. Maybe we’ll have better luck getting into Stocks & Blondes a day other than Friday.
Hello? Is anyone there?
That should work for me.
Sorry, I’ll be in lovely Bumblefuck, England, at my college roomie’s place, in conveniently close proximity to grazing sheep. The darn place feels like you stepped right into Tolkien.
I’ll ride my bike in.
Sounds like a plan, porc! I will be there.
And when you step into Tolkien, do you have to scrape him off your shoe?
“Hey, what’s that smell?”
“Uh-oh, I think… yup, that’s right, Bob, you stepped in author again.”
Well by now, I think if you stepped into what’s left of Tolkien, he’d be pretty darn stinky. And trust me, what with all the sheep, you have to be very careful where you step in that neck of the woods anyway.
Thweet! I’ll be there.
I just realized I suggested a day for lunch that I can’t actually make. Originally I suggested Thursday, December 4th, but I have a doctor’s appointment at 1:45. Will Friday, December 5th work for people instead? We might want to pick a different venue, though, since it was so crowded last time on a Friday.
And yes, I am an idiot.