As I understand it (since ChiDope was my first DopeFest…thanks for not hazing me), it’s customary to keep a running record of those things that Dopers find very humorous, or out of character of those who said it. With that, I now present ChiDope Follies!
“Think stained his pants” UncleBill
“There’s something sticky under there” boli
“I don’t blame him, but he’s still a fucker” Ross, talking about Cubs manager Don Baylor
“The thing fell outta her chest, and you missed it” Lori, our waitress for MiniDope, discussing jarbaby’s Kerry Wood doll
“I’m gonna beat him like a Hitler pinata” jarbabyj
“Jarbaby is now sporting Wood” Superdude
“It’s the official Kid K butt plug” Superdude
“Bad sex is better than good Dopers” MikeG
“I have become a prostitute” Miss Creant
“Two words to describe me, it would be ‘beautiful’ and ‘functional’.” Superdude
MikeG: “You’ve never had Spam?”
Superdude: “Spam is like kryptonite to me.”
“I’m actually partial to Spam” MikeG
“So that’s when I decided to get my testicles laminated” Superdude
“Your legs taste as good as a bucket of chicken” Superdude to jarbabyj
“I could do your mom” jarbabyj to magdalene
“The loaf of Terror!” magdalene
“Hi, I’m Geobabe and these are my breasts” Geobabe
“Don’t mind the wet spot on the chair” jarbabyj
“I have to give all the blow jobs myself!” Geobabe
“What is this? A bad day for potatoes?” Miss Creant
“Please don’t pull my skirt off” jarbabyj
“Can we just go? I wanna sing some Top 40 hits!” jarbabyj