Better than what? 
Wasn’t the washcloth a clear violation of the prime directive. :wally
I never said I played by the rules.
Rules? Rules? You’re admitting that there are rules? And by reference implying that you didn’t make the rules?
Where’s the Chief? I need a witness.
I also need a beer.
: awaiting Falcon’s return with another cold one :
Southern, darling, honey…
You HONESTLY think I’m gonna bring you a beer???
Not if I don’t ask, dear. Not if I don’t ask.
: slaps Falc on the rump :
sits down and smiles
Even IF you ask, hon. I don’t “fetch.”
Trust me on this one. I don’t feltch, either.
What’s feltching got to do with anything?
I said FETCH, not Feltch. Oh fine…
goes to get a beer
drinks beer on way back to Southern Style
Oh. Did I drink this? My bad. smiles and bats eyelashes