Cthulhu Wants to be Your Friend!
The Innsimouth Look is Normal!
Toddles’ First Read: The King in Yellow
Tolkien: Origins of the Orcs
Some people do marry their sisters!
Some people do marry their brothers!
Tintin goes to a Gay Belgian Wedding
You know, that actually happened to us kids. Why on earth mom let us have a pet duck I dunno, but she really didn’t need to get pissed off at us and then tell us afterwards. “That wasn’t chicken.”
I remember this going around e-mail back in the 90’s. My favorite was: How to dress sexy for daddy.
I know, someone beat me to it.
**Jesus Pops His Cherry: A pop up book **
**Paris Hilton’s guide to being an Attention Whore
A Tweeny’s Guide to Plastic Surgery
A Teenager’s guide to Farting in Church.
How to speak spanish to your gardner.
How to get what you want from your parents by throwing Grand Mal Tantrums in Public.
Don’t Touch Your HooHa or you’ll go blind
Old Tyme KKK Rally Songs.
Are you Aryan enough to be a Brown Shirt?
A guide to swear like a sailor.
Your guide to speaking Gangsta.
College is for lusers.
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Captain Howdy’s Ouija Fun Kit All new! Now Online!
Curious George is a Negro
**The Squirrel in the Street
You’re a Good Man, Charlie Manson
You Put Your Finger Where?
Yes, Virginia, There Is A Saddam Hussein
Daddy’s Adventure On Castro Street
Cthulu and You!**
The Grinch’s Ten Inches
Thidwick the Well-Endowed Moose
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**The Trojan’s Balloon Animal Fun Book
Only The Devil Uses Contraception: A Rhythm Method Activity Book For Catholic Teens
Sure, You Can Be Home Plate: Games You Can Play With Your Friends Who Have No Arms & Legs**
Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis