Nancy Drew Turns Tricks For Crack
Chitty-Chitty-Gang-Bang
Henry and Ramona’s Beezus
And To Think That I Saw It On Christopher Street
James and the Giant Snatch
Charle and the Chocolate Factory 2: The Fudge Packers
The Nancy Boys And Hardy Drew
Guess How Much I Love You: The Pop-up Edition
7 years working in childrens books and nothing stuck in my head like that one…
Stuart Little and the Christmas DeCon.
The Five Little Peckers and How They Grew
Incurious George Drinks Beer And Watches TV
Where Do Abortions Come From?
A Young Girl’s Guide To Her Body: You’re Bleeding Because You’re Evil
Was that a book or a game?
The Lord of the Ringworm
Subtitle: The “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Story
**Mommy keeps magic potions under the sink. **
**The Lion, the Witch and the magic, self-locking, abandoned refridgerator. **
**Harry Potter and the Spanish Inquisition. **
**Charlie and the meatpacking factory, by Upton Sinclair **
And to Think that I Saw It on Christopher Street!
stands to clap
**The Passion of the Christ Pop-up Fun book. **
**Illistrated Classics: Titus Andronicus. **
Dick Cheney’s Magical Cuban Holiday Camp
Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner. 
It was a pop up book.
**The Gender Reassignment Surgery Paperdoll Book
Visiting Uncle Saddam
The Manson Family Singers Finger Painting Book
Where Do Babies Come From?** by Michael Jackson (oh, wait, that should say "for Michael Jackson)
**What Happens When You Die? a scratch-n-sniff book
Gary the Goiter Goes to Guam
Uncle Kanye Tells About Katrina, or 'Yes Kasheekwa, the President Does Hate You"
The Little Cancer Cell That Could
A is for Amputee
Thank Heaven For Little Girls** by R. Kelly
The Little Al Jolson Story (comes with it’s own little blackface kit)
**Nappy Pubic Hair
A Child’s Christmas in the Hitler Youth** by Pope Benedict XVI
A Child’s Christmas in Wails by Tatum O’Neal
Harry Potter and the Harlot of Fire
The Lion, the Witch and the Bondage Rack.
The Cat in the Hat goes Splat
The Whizzer of Oz and the Friends of Dorothy
Heather has two Boobies
Put This Down And Watch TV
Budgie the Little Helicopter meets Phil the Flack Gun and his friend SAM
Activity book: Make a glove with knives for fingers
Fun With Knives
The “Daddy Touched Me Wrong !” Book of Practical Jokes
Curious George and the Microwave
Your Baby Brother : He Cries Because He’s The Devil
Worms Taste Just Like Spagetti
The Alphabet : Learning Your ACB’s