Children's Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See...

Big Red Ragnarok Adventure pt 5: Clifford Meets Vidar!

Illustrated Bible Stories: Noah And His Daughters

Next in the series: Illustrated Bible Stories: Cain and Abel

The Magic School Bus and the Districtwide Budget Cut
Curious George Flings His Poo
Clifford the Big Red Dog Gets Neutered
“Uncle Charlie” Manson’s ABCs

One Fist, Two Fist, Blue Fist, Red Fist

Illustrated Bible Stories: Judith And Holofernes

Illustrated Bible Stories: Jael And Sisera

Hey Kids! Let’s Put on a Minstrel Show!

Dress Up Like a Nazi For Halloween: Patterns for Costumes Based on the Uniforms of Todtenkopf, Hitlerjugend, and More!

** Illustrated Bible Stories: Sodom and Gomorrah**

I think you mean *Lot *and his Daughters.

I do, I do: I always get Noah’s sons mixed up with Lot’s daughters. Although IBS: Noah Gets Drunk And Naked would make a highly unsuitable children’s title.

Running With Scissors Is Fun!

Shouting “Fire!” In A Crowded Theatre & Other Fun Activities For Groups

Jo’s Boys: The Third-Grade Teacher’s Confessions
Tipping the National Velvet
The Hungry Tiger of Oz meets Toto
Little Lord Fauntleroy joins NAMBLA
My Very Good Friend Flicka
The Five Little Peppers and How They Wound Up on the Front Page of the New York Post

“Where the Wild Things Are” sequel:
“Where the Wild Things Shit”

You Can Always Rely On The Kindness Of Strangers

Going Into Hospital: How Much Are Fresh Young Kidneys Worth?

Cousin Kevin Babysits

Asterix And The Crucifixion

**It’s Your Fault Mommy/Daddy is Dead.

Fun with Gasoline!

Why nobody loves you.

The Mad Scientist’s Club Builds a Woman.

Danny Dunn, Teenage Gigolo.

1001 Ways to Torture Your Brother/Sister. Seriously. Torture.

**It’s Your Fault Mommy/Daddy is Dead.

Fun with Gasoline!

Why nobody loves you.

The Mad Scientist’s Club Builds a Woman.

Danny Dunn, Teenage Gigolo.

1001 Ways to Torture Your Brother/Sister. Seriously. Torture.**

Postman Pat Goes Postal

Bob The Builder Wolf-Whistles At Chicks

Thomas And The Swarthy Suspect

Run, bring Mother the scissors!

Curious George gives the Man in the Yelow Hat AIDS.

The Bobbsey Twins and Doctor Mengele
Nancy Screw Meets the Hard On Boys
Sleeping Beauty and the Seconal Pills

The Nutcracker Suite: A Feminist Manifesto