I would have agreed with you, till a friend told me about it, someone whose judgment I trust. So I tried it, and good grief – it really did work!
You’re really going to hate me: I live in a semi-rural/exurban/suburban town north of Boston, and within a 15-to-20-minute drive there are three large and two medium-size supermarkets.
Ah, well. If you can’t conveniently find the stuff in your local market(s), Google offers a plethora of recipes for making your own.
And in today’s supermarket expeditions I discovered that Joseph’s isn’t the only purveyor of chocolate hommus; both Cedar’s and Tribe offer a dark chocolate hommus as well. Having stuffed myself with trying three other hommus varieties when I got home, I am holding off trying them until it’s dessert time this evening.
Who knew hommus could be so exciting? 
Oh, god. I’m swooning. Quit talking!
All right, then, Beck, I’ll shut my piehole. 
For now.
Back in a couple of hours with an update on the two new varieties.
Sabra makes the stuff, too. Great with Ritz crackers.
Huge kudos to you, that is a wonderful accomplishment!
I saw “Brownie Batter” hummus last time I was at Target, I will have to pick it up next time.
Fingers in ears::::na-na-na-na-na::::::
Reporting in from supermarket expeditions:
I now have tried five different brands of chocolate hommus: Sabra, Joseph’s, Cedar’s, Boar’s Head, and Tribe. They were all good, but Tribe’s was best: darker than the others, a definite dark chocolate flavor, and very smooth. Also, it’s only 40 calories per two-tablespoon serving while the others are 80.
Meanwhile, I have also discovered Sabra’s caramelized onion hommus, which is to die for. Their pine nut hommus ain’t too shabby, either.
Now I’m taking a break from hommus to enjoy some Icelandic Provisions skyr (a yogurt-like dairy product), key lime flavor. Going to see if the store also carries their coconut skyr, next time I go shopping.
Hurrah for globalization if it can bring us such gustatory delights!
You are a mean man.
Woman, actually. Eddy, Teddy, and Freddy were three orange tiger boys I adopted at four months old from a local rescue (“Adopt two, get one free!”). Grew up to be magnificent, funny, loving, gigantic cats. All over the bridge now, alas.
Well, then you’re not so bad. It’s a chocolate thang.
I bought a bag of Chocolate covered Cinnamon Gummi Bears from the discount bin.
I understand now why they were in there.
:eek: gags
I like to say I will eat anything covered in chocolate. But cinnamon gummy bears in chocolate? Don’t think so.
I was counting on you to take them off my hands.
^ Now, you are a mean mean man. Don’t tempt me to try them. Dig 'em out of the trash and mail them to me. I’m hungry for chocolate covered anything.
“Hommus?”
Is that a regional spelling?
That is one of the many variants. Hummus is the most common, but you’ll also finnd houmous, humus, hommus, and hommos. For example, here’s a commercial “hommus”. It’s a word that comes from a non-Roman alphabet language, so you’re going to see lots of variants. See also Qadafi, for one of the better known examples.
Boar’s Head has chocolate mint now. Haven’t tried it yet.