Choose new animals to pull Santa's sleigh

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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No animals needed…
Just eight Nörelco Electric Razors.

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[QUOTE=Madd Maxx]
Nope, never saw it. but that is another thread.
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It was in the movie poster.

Hmm. I think I might rent that movie tonight.

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
What about Frank Frazetta’s Silver Warrior

Or the Valyrie with the eyepatch in those RumpleMinz ads.
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If you’re talking Frazetta, Santa can get Conan to kill folks who complain about not getting Christmas presents, and sit at home in his underwear smoking cigars and watching reruns of Happy Days.

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There was a polar bear being ridden on the poster for **The Golden Compass ** movie, too. Apparently popular culture has decided that polar bears are ideal domesticated animals. This does not bode well for next year’s novelty pet fad.

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Microbes.

Lots and lots of microbes.

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]
I can’t believe someone beat me to Okapi. I actually told my daughter a story about Santa breaking down in central Africa and the Rain Deer needing to rest and recuperate and that 8 enchanted Okapis took their place. My daughter is getting an Okapi for Christmas (A toy one of course, she loves them.)

A team of Pegasi would be great or a few Giant Eagles of Manwë would be excellent replacements.

Jim
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Okay, please tell me where I can find a toy okapi.

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Those loud annoying five-year-old’s you’re always running into in the department store. And trade Santa’s whip for a taser.

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[QUOTE=Kat]
Okay, please tell me where I can find a toy okapi.
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Your wish is my command: http://www.krittersinthemailbox.com/animals/okapi/plush.htm

The place is great for plush critters, some typical little kid cute and others Zoo Realistic but still soft and cuddly.

My daughter likes the latter. She loves Douglas Animals especially. But sadly they fail to honor the okapi.

Jim

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Ooo! I wonder if I could get one delivered before Christmas.

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I got to thinking about this post by Scylla. Now I believe that Irish Wolfhounds should pull Santa’s sleigh.

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[QUOTE=Linty Fresh]
Those loud annoying five-year-old’s you’re always running into in the department store. And trade Santa’s whip for a taser.
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Only if you get 'em cranked up on Christmas cookies and candy canes first.

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gnus?

or

flamingos