No animals needed…
Just eight Nörelco Electric Razors.
It was in the movie poster.
Hmm. I think I might rent that movie tonight.
If you’re talking Frazetta, Santa can get Conan to kill folks who complain about not getting Christmas presents, and sit at home in his underwear smoking cigars and watching reruns of Happy Days.
There was a polar bear being ridden on the poster for **The Golden Compass ** movie, too. Apparently popular culture has decided that polar bears are ideal domesticated animals. This does not bode well for next year’s novelty pet fad.
Microbes.
Lots and lots of microbes.
Okay, please tell me where I can find a toy okapi.
Those loud annoying five-year-old’s you’re always running into in the department store. And trade Santa’s whip for a taser.
Your wish is my command: Okapi Gifts and Collectibles - Kritters in the Mailbox
The place is great for plush critters, some typical little kid cute and others Zoo Realistic but still soft and cuddly.
My daughter likes the latter. She loves Douglas Animals especially. But sadly they fail to honor the okapi.
Jim
Ooo! I wonder if I could get one delivered before Christmas.
I got to thinking about this post by Scylla. Now I believe that Irish Wolfhounds should pull Santa’s sleigh.
Only if you get 'em cranked up on Christmas cookies and candy canes first.
