Choose new animals to pull Santa's sleigh

The June Taylor dancers. Think of the patterns.

Regards,
Shodan

The supreme court justices… sans robes.

No, these were computer animations for commercials, though I think there was a film short out there too. It had flying Blue Whales, and I think also dolphins. I will try to find it.

Pigs, flying pigs

Or Chihuahuas, lots of them

Ok, here’s one of the artworks from the 80s I was speaking of, there were also dolphins like this, usually pink or purple and put on school folders. I also remember computer animated whales and dolphins though, swimming (floating/flying, but making swimming movements) in the air that would have been in the 90s.

Don’t forget the flying whale sequence from Fantasia 2000.

Lions.

Lions with red bows around their necks.

Enraged mutant armadillos.

Heck, enraged mutant ANYTHING.

Ferrets! Proud stately animals, resplendent in their little harnesses, each one with a tiny jingle bell on their collar. What a majestic, magical sight as they scurry and weasel their way across the night sky! Also, children on Santa’s ‘naughty’ list awaken with a neat little dollop of ferret poop on their foreheads.

Pumas

::tips hat to Smothers Brothers::

Polar bears would be cool.

Howzabout the ladies from that Robert Palmer video?

Just make sure Santa knows not to yell “Chocolate!” when he falls in the vat of pumas.

I suggest the pink fairy armadillo:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=pink+fairy+armadillo&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

I was thinking ermines or weasels. Don’t you know that polar bears were used by the White Witch of Narnia (at least in the movie)?

Nope, never saw it. but that is another thread.

Beware of Foaming Rocks!

Badgers?

Six to Eight black men

Fine.
Santa can console himself with that when the evil polar bears turn in their traces, rip the Jolly Old Elf open and eat his viscera while he yet lives: “Oh, but that is another thread!” :rolleyes:

Hey, she’s not the only one to use polar bears to pull something. What about Frank Frazetta’s Silver Warrior (He’s so tough, he doesn’t even use reins):

Or the Valyrie with the eyepatch in those RumpleMinz ads.