im in a band known as jerome 253 and my stage name is Vas Deferens, yes i know, you dont get it…
Bloody_Bloodnut:
Let me guess, you swallow?
you are so clever, but don’t forget where you are.
my guess is that 75% of the dopers out there know what the vas deferens is so dont get all “over your head” on us
My friends and I have a section dedicated to funny band names on our website. Go to
www.carlthechinchilla.com and check it out.
Band I’m currently in: Age of Consent
Next band name already lined up: Amanda’s or Bigger
The only “band name” declaration I can remember from here was for Tunguska Butt.
A couple of others that might work are **
Private Whipple & his Discharge Papers
The Pricks of Envy
Siamese Nuts
Jane’s Body and the Balled Spots**
and, of course **
Pavlov’s Cat.**
My friend wants to name his band “For Sale.” You know, so he can go up on stage and say “We’re for sale!” Well, I thought it was funny.
Tanaqui
Hey Tanaqui (I’m not stalking you, don’t worry)
My band’s name is Cunning Stunt , and I kinda like that, because we pulled off our first show cunningly and it was a bit of a stunt, plus it’s a spoonerism. Switch the first consonant groups of each word around and you get something completely different.
Another show I stood in for hte singer, their name was the Ragin’ Rogers . They guys in the band are all a bit older than me, so we changed it to Agin’ Codgers for one night (that was just last month, what a show).
If I felt the need to change my own stage name from Montana Jon to something a little more catchy, I’d go with Jimmy Ulysses just 'cuz.
Hey these guys could be
Snake Dogwood Horace
The Oranges Brothers
The Cows put an album out called “Cunning Stunts” a few years back.
My band would be called Load Hugger. It was an actual thing you could buy from an infomercial about 10 years ago – some sort of net that kept the cargo in your truck bed from shifting. I always loved the sound of it, though.
Here’s a spooner for a BN someone mentioned awhile back…
Bundt Cake.
It was me. Stupid bundt cakes. 
My band is imaginary (as I have no talent). It’s called Three Speed Pumpkin. The band logo is a pumpkin with carriage wheels. Sort of Model-T looking with a prominent stick shift.
The first album is Home by Midnight.
During highschool I had an odd hobby. I would write an 8 or 10 page newspaper every week or so on my old IBM electric typewriter. All of the news, the horoscopes, and music and club reviews were for this place called FE City. I did it entirely for the amusement of my girlfriend. We’re still together, so I guess I did something right.
One of my favorite bands to review were the Not So Litte Boys.
They were a group of irreverent college age guys, a lot of fun. Their first album was Dragons Live Forever, of course.
I’m surprised no one was ever named Fallout
Snakelight
For a softer style of music, there’s always Cellar Door
I knew a guy who wanted to make a band named that…wonder what happened to him…
At the risk of sounding egocentric, Sam Hell might work as a name…or maybe not.
Flying Monkey
**John Doe ** as a stage name?
My band’s name would be either Ichabod and the Oligopoly, Crimethink, Jesus H. Krishna, or Christ’s Crotch. Anyone who steals any of these names will have their intestines ripped out with a three-edged blade and fed to a giant echidna.
Oh yeah, and Christ’s Crotch’s hit song will be comprised of feedback accompanied by my singing, “Britney Spears is the Whore of Babylon! Elvis died on the toilet for her sins!”
what about Psychic Meatball?
Sam Sequim and the Geoducs
pr. Sam Skwim and the Gooeyducks (these are Pacific Northwest references).
Cultural Hegemony and the Dictatorship of the Proletariat
The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis
L’Arbitraire Du Signe or
De Saussure and the Arbitrary signs
X-Bar Theory
The Overwrought Wainwrights
Dyslexic Melon Jefferson
Band name? When I start one, I’m leaning towards Two left Feet.
Another one I’ve thought of is Yuppy and the Dot-Coms.
Been done, by the guirarist(?) / male vocalist for X. I think he put out some solo material, but I’m not positive.
All Girl Band who’s HOT the name is MEDUSA