Behold! The Spud O’ Christ!
A miraculous carbohydrate was found by 74 year old Hector Young, one of the 67 residents of Glen Lachart, Scotland. And now you can see it, too, praise be to the glorious Internet. Pay no mind to the fact that it appears to be drawn on in black marker.
We’re also looking for a few good soldiers to help us toilet paper the Eiffel Tower.
Thank you for your support.
Ingrid
LMAO!
Welcome, Ingrid.
That was beautifully ludicrous! 
-Sam
The eyes! The eyes!
(pun intended).
I like Ingrid already
Zette
Are you sure that potato isn’t from Dundrawin? Or maybe even Dunthinkin?
An impressive first impression. Welcome to the SDMB, Ingrid.
Ha! And people said I was crazy when I told them good french fries were a spiritual experience!
Welcome to the asylum…er, the boards, Ingrid.
I found Jesus in the drain of my bathtub. He got stuck and clogged it, so I had to kill him with some Drano, and try to get him to disintegrate so he’d fit down the tub.
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Just kidding. I don’t see a purpose in people looking for him. He’s been lost for around 2000 years, and the owner has been dead for a while.
-The Shadowed One-
Lizard men attack France, Heh. Thats funny!
Thanks for the warm welcome. Seems the residents of our little Highland town would fit in perfectly around here. And vice versa.