He was under our refrigerator. How he got there I haven’t a clue.
Did you have to roll a boulder away from the front of your fridge?
Couldn’t have. I was in an antique store in central MN this week and found a plastic bag full of a whole bunch of baby Jesuses.
No! I saw water on the floor in front of the refrigerator. I thought maybe the water came from the refrigerator, so I looked under it. I found Jesus along with a cubic shitload of dog hair, a dedicated carrot peel, and a 1969 penny.
At first I thought the puddle was Jesus’ tears and was quite excited, but the gf remembered dropping an ice cube and not retrieving it last night.
This Jesus is all grown up AND HE GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!
It’s Nuclear Jesus!
OK, gotta go. Kathryn Kuhlman’s foundation is interested in my Jesus!! Oh, and I woke up with a mild hangover THAT IS NOW GONE!!
Praise glowing Jesus!!
(Miller: I think you misspelled “nucular”)
put him back. you will get free fish, bread and wine.
I Found Jesus
Oh thank god. I can finally throw out that damn milk carton.
Nice Jesus, kayaker.
He belongs on your dashboard, not under the fridge.
Forget the Jesus, I want to hear about the dedicated carrot peel.
Shit. Jesus let me down! The peel was desiccated, but either Satan or Autocorrect got past Jesus.
His head doesn’t bobble, else he’d be dashboard material for sure.
Shame. I was hoping for a biblical tale of various vegetable cast-offs keeping vigil over our Lord and Saviour of the Domestic Appliances.
That’s not necessary. You might be thinking of John the Baptist.
I had a Buddy Christ as a dashboard idol. Currently he’s protecting my roommate’s computer from viruses and malware.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna,
Clad in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell.
Going ninety I ain’t scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won’t go to Hell.
That’s not Jesus. It’s a novice wizard from an unpublished Tolkien novel. Gandalf the Green.
Dog hair under the fridge? Hmm. Are you sure it wasnt Jesus shedding his hair? If the hair is blonde, I guess that’s His. Jesus has blonde hair and blue eyes.
Next time be careful where you roll that thing TO! (Starts at about the :20 mark.)
holy crap!