DAY-um.
Did you search for boulder videos, or have you been waiting all this time for a chance to see that video?
Do you ever remember owning Jesus, and losing him, or is this just something that completely appeared out of nowhere, or was from a previous tenant of your place?
I’m always watching, my son… or daughter (and Yes, I should already know your gender if I’m always watching, but there is a LOT I choose NOT to watch and a LOT of what you’ve been doing lately falls into that category so unless you want to go there just let the gender issues go for awhile 'k).
My gf has owned this house for 18ish years. I moved in 4 years ago after selling my house. Neither of us ever saw Christ before. Teensy creepy.
In that case, there might be sentient life under there. Wait 3 days and put it back. 
We must all follow him, carrying a 'fridge on our backs!
Actually, he’s hiding from all the religious fanatics. He wants you to put him back under the fridge. He told me so.
He is truly the Messiah. You carry the fridge. I’ll keep a dessicated carrot peel and a 1969 penny in my pocket.
Slowly slipping out from under the [del]Eye of Sauron[/del] Jesus’ watchful love.
I once shot Jesus in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.
Wrong orifice, dude. He was saying: “No! Piss on YOU!” Trust me on this one. I have His number on speed-dial, so I asked Him. It’s to be Hell for you once you croak.
Sorry.
Well, in heaven I’d be amongst strangers.
I sent pics of Jesus to my brother and our house/pet sitter. They have spent some time here and I figured Jesus might be theirs and they are missing him. Nope. Hmmm.
Great, now I’ve got a picture in my head about Jesus peering out from under the refrigerator like the girl from The Evil Dead.
Someone please make this the next urban legend.
I thought He was at Walgreens?
Now I’m going to have to watch Cool Hand Luke to get the song outa my head.
[sub] “I don’t care if it rains or freezes…”[/sub]
Revelation 3:3
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.
“Well, I would have if thou hadst not found me beneath thy fridge.”
Before he was a superstar?
I had Jesus IN my fridge, except it was Jesus what’s-that-smell.
He’s your own Personal Jesus.