Christ on a Crutch!!!!

No, really… it’s Christ on a crutch

Betraying your lord and savior: 40 pieces of silver.
Spending enternity in hell as a result: PRICELESS.

(I liked it, OpalCat.)

And the prelude to that picture is titled “Christ on a Snowboard”…

I think he injured himself while hopping around on his pogo stick

Now all we need is Christ on a bike…[sub]hint, hint[/sub]

50 SPOOFE points will be given to anyone who posts a “Christ having sex with Mary Magdalene” picture…

(You’ll also be damned to hell forever, but hey… it’s 50 SPOOFE points!)

Yeah, but can you do Buddha on a pogo stick?