Christian Bale = Batman

Haven’t seen this so I’ll post it.

According to the folks at IMDB (taking the story from Variety), Christian Bale has been selected as the new Batman.

Link.

Perfect choice. I’ve been saying Bale would be a fantastic Bruce Wayne ever since American Psycho.

Now if they can hurry up and cast Bruce Campbell as Superman and John Cusack as Starman before they get too much older…

Ooh, I hope there’s an unrated version of it; Christian Bale makes my whole body THROB.

I wonder what his stepmother Gloria Steinem thinks about this?

Yea he is a perfect Batman.