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The Onion is back with this timely piece:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3825/anti-spam_legislation.html

“I don’t recall the First Amendment saying, ‘Speech is free unless you’re promoting a pill that’s guaranteed to make your dick longer and thicker,’” [Ron] Jeremy said. “I honestly cannot find that phrase. If this nation’s men did not desire meaty, 10-inch schlongs, then products to achieve that end would not exist, much less sell. This bill suppresses something Americans need and want.”

“Congress may feel pressure to kowtow to the interests of anti-spam consumer-advocacy groups,” Garner continued, “but they do so at the expense of the hardworking men and women of Penis Pump Fabricators Local 704 of Toledo, who make Cockzilla Wonder Pumps to put food on the table for their families. These are the real victims of this bill.”

Hahaha :smiley:

picks self up from floor

Hey! Spam serves a useful purpose! How ELSE would I find out how to enlarge my breasts?