Christians pissing on the cross -- imagine what would happen in Islam!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I came across the funniest thing in the washroom of the local Anglican Cathedral. It appears they have this model of urinal. Unfortunately, I have been unable to locate a picture of what I want to show you, but it here is a description. There are five holes in the urinal drain. They are arranged three in a vertical line, and the other two holes are to the left and right about three-quarters of the way up the vertical line.

It is kind of like this (I will try to draw it but it may not work when I post it) :

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                                                    0    0
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As I stood there pissing, it suddenly occurred to me that I was pissing on a cross! And in a washroom in a Christian Church into the bargain!

Now, not only is this enormously funny, but it got me to thinking. What if the equivalent happened in an Islamic country?

You know, the countries where middle-aged lady teachers are put into prison for letting kids call their teddy bear Mohammed? The countries where they burn down the embassy of the wrong country and dozens die in riots because of a few cartoons in a Danish publication?

Or what about a number of years ago when the shoes made by a certain company were found to have on their soles a printed symbol that was the company logo but could be interpreted as meaning something religious in Islam? I forget how many people died in those riots. Why did they even **need ** to riot? Common sense would tell you that a company that wants to sell its shoes in Muslim countries as this one did would obviously NOT have intentionally put a Muslim symbol on the soles of shoes. Surely Islam does not impair their basic ability to reason to that extent?

Or when the King of Sweden (or some Scandinavian country) had to change the name of his dog, who was named Ali (Mohammed’s son-in-law) even though Ali is also a Swedish nickname that has nothing to do with Islam?

Compare this to the 70’s when National Lampoon ran a series of comic books called “Son O’ God” which showed Jesus as goofy super-hero. To my knowledge nobody burned the offices of National Lampoon. None of its editors went in fear of their lives.

I bet that if I showed the cross in the urinal to a priest at the cathedral, he would just laugh.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with Muslims? Is it the sexual frustration imposed by their religious fanaticism that makes them like this?

Personally, I have just taken out three teddy that I display during the holiday season. I have named them Mohammed, Ali, and Fatima.

It is time we sent the Muslim world a message. We’re here, we’re secular and free, get fucking used to it, Abdul!

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As I feared, my attempt to “draw” the cross that appears in the urinal drain did not work right. You have to imagine the two holes in the second row slightly to the left and right of the vertical line of 0s.

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Considering your towering contempt for all things religious, why were you in a cathedral in the first place?

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Obviously, to piss on the cross.

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Why, to inscribe the Twelve Runes of Desecration and open the way to Satan, of course !

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More importantly, why is this fluff anger posted in Great Debates instead of either the Pit or MPSIMS.

I really do not see any debate, here, just more “pissing” (with, typically, several strained examples), about a religion that does not even have a direct bearing on the life of the OP.

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We’re debating the hypothetical reaction of a vaguely defined group of people to a non-existant cresent shaped urinal?

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To attend an AA meeting in one of the rooms. Since most AA meetings are held in Churches, I probably spnd more time in “Church” (i.e. the physical building) than most theists! :smiley:

Happy winter solstice. I have to feed pork to my cat Mohammed. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Islamic fanaticism is the pinnacle of a religion trying to be so religious that it becomes crazy and evil: hate of women, extreme insecurity about itself and using itself as a smoke screen on cowardly murder …

Think of it as how Christianity used to be 300-500 years ago, that’s where Islam is today.

By the way, this is fundamentalist Islam only, there a great deal of moderates muslims (those who have common sense and who live by 21st century standards) out there. They are a great majority, dare I say, of the muslims in America, the moderates that is.

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Have you never noticed that the crescent shape is used on the front door of outhouses? Where people SHIT!!! :eek: :eek:

Just for fun, let’s get a bunch of cartoons, or better yet actual photos, of crescents on the door of country outhouses in America, send them to a number of Muslim countries, and watch them go apeshit. I could take bets on how many innocent westerners will be killed by mobs in the ensuing riots.

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When I put went into “Reply to Thread”- the cross did show up in the quote. Let’s see if it happens when I submit…

Nope.

Anyway, if I were the priest & someone showed me that, my response would be,
“Hm, must have been designed by a Templar.” :smiley:

Oh, and the design in the rubber sole was actually supposed to be the Arabic writing for Allah. …Ooooookay.

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As I thought: no debate.

Of to sunnier climes.
[ /Modding ]

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yeeesh

To get the cross to appear, set it up in a .txt file, then copy and paste it here using the code tags:


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If you read the word “cunt” backwards you’ll notice it begins with a cross.

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Look it up in Google Images. Here is a picture of a crescent on an outhouse.

If somebody emailed a bunch of these to the Muslim world and told them that this is a very common practice in rural America, I bet the shit would hit the fan with the followers of the Prophet. It would certainly spice up the usually boring news during the Xmas holidays. :wink:

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“emailed them to the muslim world?”

Do all muslims have to share the same email address?

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Thank you for that help, Tom, but it is not an equal-sides cross. The two side holes are between hole one an two on the vertical axis.

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Well of course not. You would probably have to send them to several addresses before someone went apeshit.

As I recall, the Mohammed cartoons were sent to somewhere like Egypt by a Muslim living (and prospering in the welcoming arms of) Denmark. Ali showed it to Abdul who showed it to Omar, etc. etc., and pretty soon they’re barecuing embassies and strangling nuns.

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Of course, why do you think they are so angry? Think of how you would feel if Abdul responded to the Nigerian banker and got the money before you did, even though the Nigerian was asking you for help and Abdul only got it because he checked the inbox first. I’d riot too!

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One difference. The Crusaders didn’t have nuclear bombs.