Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" Video

So, when did she officially make the leap from recording artist to full-fledged porn star?
All that’s missing is the money shot.
:eek:

For the love of god!!!
LINK???

How about a teaser still? :wink:

http://www.mtv.com/onair/makingvideo/flipbook_2/images/ca4.jpg

There’s still a difference?

Someone needs to take Christina aside and tell her that the Ho look is neither attractive or sexy.

She is so far into skank territory she may never get out.

I think it all started to go wrong when she started streaking her hair for the Come On Over Baby video.
I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.

You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for a week.

The skankier, the better AFAIC.

Paully Shore, is that you?!?

I don’t understand her at all. I’ve seen a picture of her not made up and she’s pretty. She can actually sing, though I don’t like any of the songs she’s done so well. Yet she seems dead set on setting herself up as a sluttier version of Britney.

Christina seems to be harboring two rather sad and terribly untrue delusions.

  1. Being “adult” means displaying yourself in an unquestionably sexually charged manner.
  2. A sexually charged display must include provocative clothing, a perpetually flirtatious demeanor and whorish makeup.

Whoever is advising her needs to be smacked. It’s a sad thing, because Christina is quite talented (she can sing an Etta James song convincingly, while Britney et al. couldn’t sing a Rick James song convincingly) but she’s making herself out to be a bigger tart than Pamela Anderson. In fact, Jenna Jameson looks more demure in public.

It is my hope that her career doesn’t implode so that she can gain a little maturity and perspective and eventually realize that sometimes the sexiest thing a woman can do is cover it up and tone it down. It would be nice to see her do the reverse of Mariah Carey, so that ten years into her career she’ll be domimating the charts while exhibiting a litle taste and decorum about her comportment.

Gah, decorum, comportment, I sound like my mother. Oh well. Sometimes they are useful words. Someone might want to teach them to Christina.

I second the call for a link (I’ve poked around and can’t find the video anywere). I want to…ah…evaluate the OP’s claims on my own (yeah, that’s the ticket…)

I sat down and watched it on AOL last night.

Damn.

I don’t think she could show any more skin and still be allowed on MTV.

I like the part when Redman beats down the plushie.
Remember when David La Chapelle’s work was interesting to look at?

Is this the Pit? That wasn’t very nice.

If Christina Aguilera was a guy, would there be a thread about his “skankiness”?

I dunno. Do a search on “Ricky Martin” and tell us what you find.

:smiley:

Well, I didn’t use the term “skanky.” - I said porn star.

And the second I see a male recording star flappin’ his ass cheeks in a thong in a music video, I probably would start a thread about it. :wink:

I’m sorry Yookeroo. I was just teasing, I should have put a :wink: in there.

Pfft. I gave up on Christina when “Lady Marmalade” came out.

Mostly 'coz the TRUE holder of the title World’s Hottest Latina Singer shimmied onto the scene around the same time… :cool:

“The Making of the Video” will be on later today on MTV. I don’t care much for the look either.

She looks different though.

OH MY GOD! HER EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER EYES!?