Anyhow, screw this witchcraft stuff. Let me know when the naked (or at least bikini) pix come out. You know there has to have some. It’s as sure as a right wing homophobe pastor chasing boys.
I confess a have a fantasy about Christine. I’ll try to avoid TMI but it goes like this:
The majority of U.S. voters nation-wide come to their senses and the Dems actually pick up a few seats, net, in both the House and the Senate. However, the voters in Delaware are seduced by the media’s endless chanting of “masturbation” in connection with her name and vote her in.
That way, we’ll have a (reasonably) sane Congress with just great gobs of entertainment.
Websites will spring up with Christine O’Donnell’s Quote of the Day. Maher will dig deeper into his archives and come up with endless weekly videos. A new bikini picture will be released monthly. I won’t have to watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island ever again.
This cannot be. Voters coming to their senses and electing more Dems is an oxymoron. In fact, it’s having voted for Democrats in the last election that people are having to come to their senses from now.
But as Cracked could say :D, even if the Zombies do take control they will fail very quickly due to the fact that they will not be able to hide their true intentions if they control the house.
Since I hold advanced degrees in thaumaturgy and necromantic sciences from Misktanonic University, I am anticipating a boost in my employment opportunities in the coming regime.
Also, as one deeply concerned with issues of science and women’s health, I would be very interested to hear someone pose a question to Ms. O’Donnel regarding the following scientific breakthrough.
**Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women **
(I swear, I am not making this up.)
Now this is science. Guys with white lab coats, a natural sense of logarithm. The real shit.
What is the Senate’s responsibility to make such advances more widely known, for the sake of women’s health? I want to see the question posed to her, and make bets as to her response.
A: “Huh? What’s that?”
B: Run screaming from the room
C: “Fifty bucks, just like downtown”
I know nothing of science, but I support these findings 110%.
Serious question, how did the study conclude that breast cancer occurrence was down with fellatio, but the risk did not increase for women who didn’t perform fellatio?
And, BTW, women “suspected of performing fellatio”??!!
So, what happens is this scientist guy goes on tv and says “To our surprise, some guy named **Boyo Jim **on the SDMB internet site, he pointed out a problem with our control group, and he’s right, totally right, so anyway, we’re taking it down because our findings are total bullshit, which we now know thanks to Boyo Jim on the SDMB…”
Oh well, IIRC the fellatio item was a prank, what was not a prank was the study pointing out that masturbation was actually beneficial in helping prevent prostate cancer, later studies however point that it may not be as beneficial, so…
