Christine O'Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts...

Perhaps they can realize some efficienceis by combining these studies. I think there needs to be a control group, that, uh, er, drinks as opposed to sucks, so specific parts of the activity can be isolated and studied separately. And the drinking tests will need supplies.

Sounds like a case of Vulveeta.

I’m on it!

This could be the seminal research for a whole new scientific discipline!

The incidence of prostate cancer in teenage boys is very low, so Q.E.D.

I thought that’s what Obama had because he’s, well, you know.

… Muslim.

Then, wouldn’t that mean he has a sense of algorithm?

… algomusic, algomygal, who could ask for anything more?

I just realized my original link died. Here’s what the original was referring to.

Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī: His contributions had a great impact on language. “Algebra” is derived from al-jabr, one of the two operations he used to solve quadratic equations. Algorism and algorithm stem from Algoritmi, the Latin form of his name. His name is the origin of (Spanish) guarismo[9] and of (Portuguese) algarismo, both meaning digit.

Bill Maher showed another clip of O’Donnell tonight claiming that “evolution is a myth,” and asking “why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?” America is moving backwards at an accelerating pace. I’m glad I’m already close to Canada.

No, Al Goreism is the false doctrine that breathing is more important than making money.

I think she’s on the record as having been injected a couple of times in college.:smiley:

And only the school nurse knows for sure if she’s been infected.

Well, I believe I have you both beat. (And he won, and ran for Vice President, albeit unsuccessfully and on a third-party ticket, but getting 2.4% of the vote nationally.)

Sure they do. Granted, they don’t think they do, but any born-agin Fundy can spell it out for you: they worship a [deep dramatic voice] False God [/ddv] who is neither the Judaeo-Christian Lord God Almighty nor one of His acknowledged servants/messengers. Therefore it must be a Fallen Angel – and since it is not one that acknowledges a Higher Power than Itself, there can be only one being whom it is.

You’re just not thinking like a Fundy.

I don’t see anything in that cite that makes a case that he was any less qualified than either O’Donnell or Greene. Greene seems the dumbest, O’Donnell seems the craziest, and Taylor? Perhaps the most violentist?

Wow. I’ll ignore Hillary Clinton, but please explain how Barack Obama was less qualified to run for the senate in 2006 than Christine O’Donnell is now. Not why you like her better, but why her life experiences up to this point make her an objectively more qualified candidate for the Senate that his up to that point.

Well, she has seen the light, and is chaste! Not like you and me, celibate by popular demand, but by choice!

Saw it last night, too. Maybe someone should tell her that she could help the cause by climbing out of the trees and doing a little evolving herself.

I liked the fake one better, though. The one where she talks about taking up the ass.