I’ll start.
Ahem
Three guys all die on Christmas Eve. They’re met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
St. Peter tells them: “Since you all died during this Holy Season, I’ll allow each of you to pass through into Heaven if you present an item that symbolizes Christmas.”
The first guy rummages through his pockets and produces a lighter. He lights it, and tells St. Peter, “This represents candles.”
“You may pass through,” says St. Peter.
The next guy rummages through his pockets and produces a set of keys. He jingles them in his hand and says, “These represent bells.”
“You may pass through,” says St. Peter.
The third guy frantically rummages through his pockets, not finding anything useful. Finally he presents a pair of women’s panties.
“What do these have to do with Christmas?” says St. Peter, appalled.
The guy responds, “They’re Carol’s.”
:: rimshot ::
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. [sub]Try the veal, it’s delicious.[/sub]