christmas invite

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Every year my family throws a big Christmas get-together. This year it’s my tern for the first time and my wife and my self are going all out. I’m sending out invites and I’m not sure what to say on the inside. My family all know where we live so I don’t need to put my address in it. But I’m looking for something a little bet more then just this. Any ideas? Also, I’m not sure about the word “corrigibly”. This is how my spellchecker told me to spell it, but I don’t know if it’s the write word.

You are corrigibly invited to join us for the traditional Spencer family Christmas feast. Festivities will begin promptly at 5:00 pm on the twenty fourth day of December 2003.

2

You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it does. Try “cordially”.

3

My family invites always include the phrase

NO GUNS

ymmv

4

That’s actually pretty funny, since the definition of “corrigible” is:

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So your invite itself corrigible, while its meaning is cordial.

5

You’re already sending out invites for next year’s Christmas?

6

I don’t know what “going all out” means, but you could do the invitation like a theater program.

(Most of our neghbors always thought my family’s fetes were a show)

7

no, it’s for this christmas. everyone knows it’s at my house and that its on the 24. the invites are just a classy touch.

8

Yea, but it reads 2003. We’re in 2002.