I think what we all really want to know is, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
I’ve begun adding Chuck facts as impromptu signatures to all my e-mails.
You get some interesting responses, I tell ya.
That one is on there.
The answer: … ALL OF IT.
What’s with the Chuck Norris stuff of late? There’s been tons of Chuck Norris chatter on one of my WoW servers and it gets annoying, primarily because it sparks other people off who don’t want to hear it.
It’s funny you should say that. I’ve noticed it too. In fact, our raid channel is called Chuck Norris.
I heard that there’s a UI mod that can be used to generate random Chuck Norris facts. Personally, I think it would be hilarious. I’d rather read that than “OMG u n00b! my rusty dagger is better than ur heartseeker11!!!1!!!11” all day long.
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And he uses it to donate some other guy’s blood.
Maybe. But ours is more along the lines of
[1. General][Bigidiot]chuck norris is GAY!!
[1. General][Chucknorris4ever]I can see where you got your name! CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!!
[1. General][Bigidiot]shows hwat u no. i pwn chuck norris. (hes gay)
[1. General][Starfire]Why don’t you two take it in the closet?
[2. Trade][Smartalex]WTS [Ring of Chuck Norris Destruction] pst me.
[1. General][Nubian]can someone tell me where darnassus is? cna i go ther if im agnome?
[1. General][Chucknoob]CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!
Supposedly it started with Conan running random Walker: Texas Ranger clips.
I wish Conan would get over his thing for the President of Finland and bring back the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.
Little known fact: That level just displayed a live feed of what Chuck Norris happened to be doing at that exact moment.
I added this one today:
If Train A leaves New York bound for Boston at 6:00 PM at 55 miles per hour, and Train B leaves Boston bound for New York at 6:45 PM at 45 miles per hour, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.
That’s excellent. If it comes up when I’m voting for facts, I shall score it appropriately.
Damn, beaten to the roundhouse kick again.
:smack:
Oh, agreed. It was funny the first few times, but it quickly got incredibly annoying. Not least here in Finland, because the Finnish media has this annoying habit of beating, re-beating, and re-re-beating every last remnant of what used to be the former bygone remains of a dead horse - especially if it has to do with foreign attention. I think this ties in with the typical Finnish “traditional” sense of humor, which seems to involve taking one joke and then making that same joke over and over and over and over and over again. “Hehe, Conan mentioned Finland on his show, it’s so funny, let’s do something so he’ll mention us again.”
Finns are a strange people. Strange in many ways, but the way in which we’re interested right now is the sometimes pathological need for worldwide attention. We’re such a small country that we respond irrationally to all the international attention we can get. Someone mentions Finland somewhere, we go batshit crazy. Pamela Anderson may or may not have a Finnish grandparent; the stupid Finnish tabloid media start referring to her as “our Finnish babe abroad” (this was in the early 1990’s–they still trot out the Finnish ancestry whenever they talk about her, though), etc.
End result: the Finnish tabloids are STILL referring to “Halonen on Conan” as if it were the greatest bit of publicity a country could ever get. Better yet, when an episode featured a campaign ad for Tarja Halonen, because Conan wants to keep looking like the President of Finland, the tabloids screamed that Conan O’Brien was endorsing Tarja Halonen as the President, and the more idiotic ones even went so far as to proclaim that Conan may very well have secured Tarja her second term as President!!!1!11!!!OMGLOLLERS. Which is ridiculous, since I have enough faith in the Finnish people to assume that most of us made our decision based on something other than the comments of an American talk show host.
But hey, who cares, right? Because it’s a Finn! On US TV!! ON CONAN!!!
Not to worry, though. Conan can stop campaigning now, because Tarja got re-elected.
[/long, angsty hijack - can you tell this kind of gets to me?]
More Walker, Texas Ranger for all! The clip with “Walker told me I have AIDS” had me rolling hysterically on the floor.
If Chuck Norris played WoW, he’d be Undead. After he ganks you, he eats your corpse.
::chuckle::
Chuck Norris couldn’t be undead. Because if he somehow managed to get bitten by a vampire, he wouldn’t become a vampire, but his blood would immediately infect the vampire and wither it away to dust in an instant.
See, WoW Undead are rather different from your standard vampires and zombies. Demons of the Burning Legion unleashed the Scourge on the human kingdom of Lordaeron, a magical disease which turned everyone into Undead. However, the Undead eventually turned on their demon masters and became known as the Forsaken. What’s not so well known is that Chuck Norris allowed himself to become infected so that he could orchestrate the rebellion, and rule from behind the scenes. He retains all the benefits of the Undead (resistance to Shadow magic, no need to breathe underwater, can eat corpses to regain health) but none of the drawbacks, unless he feels like it at the moment (he can’t be turned by priests, his skin looks normal and doesn’t stink of decay, his eyes don’t glow with supernatural evil). So he’s kind of like Blade, except more Chuck Norris-y.
Why would Chuck Norris go to all this trouble, you say? Who are you to question Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris once ripped Blade’s shades off his face just for kicks. Chuck Norris is the only one to do it and live to tell the tale.
“You don’t step on Superman’s cape,
you don’t spit into the wind
you don’t pull the mask off the ole’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Jim”
… unles you’re Chuick Norris.
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