Okay, I understood the first one… Bon Mott was the singer for AC/DC, right?
But was there a cart that they carried Blanche DuBois in?
eta: In college, I dated a girl named Kay Sarah Sarah…
Did you mean ‘Cue’ or ‘Queue’? And who is Sera?
If actress Kaye Ballard had married astronaut Wally Shirra, divorced him, then married his brother, she would be Kaye Shirra-Shirra.
I think he’s asking what Sarsn Wrap is.
I think that’s what they make medical masks out of in parts of Asia.
Whatever, Willby.
If Tuesday Well married Fredric March’s grandson, she’d be Tuesday March the Second.
Alls Wells that ends Wells…
Tuesday Weld, but you knew that, right?
Keep it together, woman!
Yes, just a typo. I even checked to make sure I spelled “Fredric” correctly.
Does anyone know which great comic genius I stole that line from?
It dawns in me suddenly. < regrets>
Is it still OK to slag on Trump in this thread? If so: what a traitorous piece of shit, not that this can be much of a surprise:
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Only hours before the Russian invasion of Ukraine began, former President Donald J. Trump again praised the cunning of President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia while lashing out at the intellect of President Biden.
“I mean he’s taking over a country for $2 worth of sanctions,” Mr. Trump said of Mr. Putin to donors and Republican lawmakers at Mar-a-Lago, his private club, on Wednesday. “I’d say that’s pretty smart.”
The kind words a former president gave a foreign adversary locked in a geopolitical showdown with the United States — and committing the most egregious act of aggression in Europe since World War II — would be virtually unprecedented, except that Mr. Trump himself had praised Mr. Putin only a day earlier, saying his aggression was “genius” and “very savvy.”
Yeah that was probably in Putin’s playbook for the invasion of Ukraine…
- Get my dog-on-a-leash, Mr Trump, to say some stupid shit to keep the dumb Americans distracted and divided while I move ahead with other plans. If he pushes back, remind him of the pee-pee tape.
He phoned into Fox last night, ranting about how Russia invaded Ukraine because the 2020 election was rigged……and at one point he misinterpreted something Laura Ingraham reported, indicating that he thought the US had invaded Ukraine……so he scolded Laura for giving away military secrets.
But wait! I’m getting very confused. 
Have you forgotten doublethink?
Only because I googled it. Wocka Wocka!
The one, the only, the legend,
Fozzie Bear.
Really? I would have been ready to swear I saw it on Laugh-in fifty-some years ago.
Tr@mp supposedly took documents to Mar-a-Lardo that were so classified, they are not allowed to be described in public.
Former President Donald Trump took documents to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida that are “so sensitive” they might not be able to be described in public, The Washington Post reported Friday, citing two unnamed sources.