"Citizen Zombie!" "Gone with the Zombies!"

IT’S A WONDERFUL DEATH

In which Jimmy Stewart plays a zombie who wishes he were still alive, only to have a demon come to Earth and teach him how things would be so much worse if he had lived…bills to be paid, the bums at the IRS, damn politicians, etc. So he finally learns to be happy without his family, so he goes back home and eats them all.

And every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings.

After reading this thread, I almost wanna go play a game of ZOMBIES!

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/viewitem.php3?gameid=2471

** Sunset Boulevard of Zombies **–Everyone who played Norma Desmond looked like one anyway. Starring Gloria Swanson, Pattie LuPone, Glenn Close, Elaine Paige, Betty Buckley, Faith Brown, Rita Morena, Dianne Carroll, Deborah Byrne, Helen Schneider, and Dianne Ziegler

Zombie Trek: The crew of the Enterprise gets turned into zombies…and no one notices.

The Blood Red Shoes: A young ballerina’s life in the corpse de ballet.

Bob started this and typed in slippers instead of shoes. He claims he was brain dead.

Didn’t this already happen to William Shatner? :smiley:

You can even “zombify” real movies with a little home editing on your DVD player:

Clerks - Play the original ending and then watch the rest of the movie.

Ole Yeller - Just put the last scene on repeat so they have to shoot Ole Yeller over and over and over…

Pulp Fiction - Just get confused by the plot. “Wait a minute. Why’s John Travolta still in the movie? Didn’t Bruce Willis kill him?”

Zombie, Interrupted

Koyaanizombie: Hypnotic montage of beautifully photographed scenes of rain forests juxtaposed against time-lapsed brain-eating fiends. Brilliantly scored by noted undead composer Philip Glass. Hopi tribespeople at one point rise up from an old burial ground chanting “Koyaanizombie, Koyaanizombie, Koyaanizombie”. This goes on for some time.

how about “vanilla zombie”? mmmmmm milkshake;)

Zomboozled! A movie about all the zomploitation flicks listed here and their negative effect as to perpetuating zombie stereotypes.

Kill Bill 2: Revenge of Bill

A Pack o’ Zombies Now:
Will Martin Sheen be able to survive going up river? Can he carry out his mission and re kill a fat bloated Zombie Brando?
Hamburger hill: War at its worst Zombies at their best. Watch desperate Zombies Struggle to follow orders and consume it all

“Zombie-pussy”

Sorry, my ex-wife has a patent on this.