classifieds

Are you hardy to USDA zone 4a? I might know someone who is interested, but she’s tired of so-called hardy guys dying out over the long Northern winters.

Bo

Tell me about it Bo. It’s really the mental stability you have to watch out for. Around May they start screaming “WHY WON’T IT STOP SNOWING?”


A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

Osip: I’m most definitely not finacially secure. That’s why I need a good home. I do speak some German, however.

Irishman: www.eric.lippert.com Look under “Peter and Cheryl’s Wedding”. I’m the one in the white dress.

Eric is evil and has a digital camera.


Only you can prevent solipsism.

Free to good home:

One 16 year old daughter. Strong, good worker, intelligent. Currently revisiting Terrible Two’s.

Main hobbies: sleeping, talking on phone, arguing with siblings, abusing family unless she wants something.

Brains will possibly return in a couple of years.


VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.

  • A Wally original!

Ok I can live with that if you throw in a box of milk duds, a six pack of YooHoo and a box of moonpies.


Destroyer of grammar
matser or typos.
Typo artist fo the world Untie!

Wanted: One night (8 hours) of uninterrupted sleep.

Willing to trade: Husband who picks up his dirty underwear and wet towels most of the time.

WANTED: Woman with boat, trailer and motor to cook, clean house, make love, fillet fish and dig worms. Please send photo of boat and motor.


Knock softly but firmly, 'cause I like soft firm knockers…

My inner child sez; :smiley:
The new, liberated me sez; :mad:
Peace,
mangeorge

Well I looked for pictures of “Suo” but didn’t find any. I take it that makes you Cheryl.

I kinda like the “bad hair day” one. :wink:

Wanted: One really, really, really fast motorcycle! Willing to trade right to drive for the next year. Oh wait, never mind… :frowning:

If knowledge is power, then just call me PEPCO.

Osip: Yoo-hoo? Yoo-hoo?!
All bets are off, if you like that stuff.

Irishman: 46 hairpins went into that one. I thought later that I should have directed you to the picture of my friend’s two-year-old daughter.


Only you can prevent solipsism.

WANTED:

A life. Will be willing to share one with the right woman if she doesn’t have one of her own. She must be cute, intelligent and affectionate. I can claim to be none of these things, but would be willing to learn. I do know how to hold a job and sit in a lazyboy. Can also take out the trash. Do have a few good qualities, but reserve those for now to be used in future negotions. Will pay first-class postage for any woman living more than 500 miles away.


Let’s See What’s Out There … Engage

If you have a problem, and no one else can help, maybe you can hire… The A-Team.