Clean your mouse day!

I would like to declare today Clean Your Mouse Day. My fellow Dopers, take a few minutes to give your mouse a good cleaning! I am speaking of your computer mouse, but if you have pet mice you may clean them as well. Please be gentle.

I just cleaned mine this morning, and was it ever filthy. I’ve got one of those trackball dealies that was billed as never needing cleaning, but that’s a lie. It doesn’t need cleaning often, but after I borrowed a screwdriver from my neighbor and got the stupid thing open I discovered that over a year in my school’s infamously dusty dorms had made the inside of the poor thing look like the Sahara. I was astounded by how much gunk was in there. But now my cursor responds to the slightest touch.

Life is good.

::turns mouse over::

::squints, puzzled::

::gets really close to look::

::is blinded by laser::

Oh yeah. Optical mouse.

::blows on lens::

Cleaning done! :slight_smile:

If you use one of them old fashioned mice with the little ball in it. Do youreself and or your tech a favor. Dump the cloth covered mouse pad. Thats where all that fuzzy stuff you find wrapped around the rollers comes from. Get one of the plastic or rubber mouse pad, or switch to optical.

Whatever. I clean my mouse regularly (well, whenever it starts acting slow), and it’s good now, so I’m going to wait a while.

I cleaned my mouse last week. First time I’ve done anything ahead of deadline in months! :slight_smile:

Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick.
Much better now.
Thanks for the reminder.

/hijack
sorry, but my girlfriend’s name is Mouse, so this OP had a MUCH more titillating quality for me.
/hijack

fornit

Done!

I actually really enjoy picking the crud off the roller-bars.

Weird…

I spend all darn day cleaning mice!:smiley:

Haven’t had to clean it yet.

:slight_smile:

Me too. It’s the bubble wrap of the 21st century.

It’s so cool when you nudge off a little piece with tweezers, and then you slowly pull off the flattened crud in one long intact piece. Very satisfying for some reason.

hmmm…

licks pet mouse clean

squeak, squeak

tah-dah! oh, wrong mouse?

licks computer mouse clean

PTOOEY!

tah-dah!

::Fills sink with hot soapy water::

::Drops mouse into hot soapy water::

::Something clicks inside if head " electrical things do not belong in water"::

:Reaches in hot soapy water for mouse::

::Zapped with numerous volts of electricity::

::Decides never to clean mouse again::

damn smiles

Ahhhh, nice optical mouse. Nice mousy. Now if only dirt didn’t collect on the little rubber slides. Grrrrr…

My mouse collects bits of table. My mouse has actually worn away parts of my computer table. :eek:

OK, I have an optical mouse as well. I use it on a mouse pad, since it’s padded and is thus more comfortable.

But not changing the mouse pad for… um… (counting…) NINE YEARS has left a little something to be desired.

I think it used to be blue. Now it’s kinda brown-gray.

Can you tell I’m a bachelor?

Hubby cleaned ours last week. I love my track ball mouse, and curse my dad who won’t switch.
I told him if my husband could use one being left handed so could he!
While hubby was cleaning ours, our youngest (4) daughter brought in hers (our old one) and had him clean that one also.
Then she and her imaginary friend sat in her room for hours with the old mouse and an old keyboard in front of her little tv and played computer.
See, sometimes the heathens do cute stuff that makes me not want to keep them locked in a closet forever. :smiley:

My mouse is acting funny. How do I clean it ?

First unplug your mouse from the computer. Then open the mouse up. If you have a regular mouse, you can twist or pop off the ring around the rollerball on the bottom. If it’s a trackball like mine, you’ll probably have to get a screwdriver and unscrew the whole bottom section.

If your mouse is really filthy like mine was, a whole bunch of gunk will fall right out as soon as you get it open. You can then use your fingernail, a toothpick, and a tissue to clean out the rest of the gunk. If you have a regular mouse, make sure to clean away the rings of gunk that have likely formed around the metal rods.

I have heard that if things are really bad you may need to wipe your mouse clean with a mild soap solution (let it dry before reassembling), but I’ve never needed to do that. There are also commercial mouse-cleaning kits available, but I suspect they are a waste of money.