Heard this stat. Since the Browns came back into the league in 1999, teams with a +5 turnover margin have gone 132-4-1. Of those 5 non-wins the Browns have 2 of the losses, and the tie.
Only the Browns could accomplish such a feat.
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I have the Fat-Faced Fuck as my QB too. 3 INT, 4 Sacks, and 2 lost fumbles.
I might have to trade him for Blake Bortles. If my QB is going to suck anyway, I’d prefer to have someone who doesn’t instill an overwhelming urge to punch him in the face.
Thus is now literally impossible to achieve.
On a side note, my autocorrect wanted to change Tyrod into Turd. Even my phone is rooting against the Browns!!!
What are the chances of the Browns going 0-15-1?
Pretty low. They are a much better team than they were last year.
Anyone else rooting for a 0-0-16 season now?
Good call!
That’s equivalent to 8-8, and a possible playoff berth if the rest of the division stinks it up, yes?
In that case, bring on the ties!
Hey, look at that, the passive tense of your prediction ended up making it true.
I saw a statistic that 0-0-1 is the best start Cleveland has had since 2004?!
I sure wish that was an option for every city that isn’t in Green Bay, WI.
I am absolutely blown away that the Lions didn’t hold that record.
Which is why, despite having no connection to Green Bay, I root for the Packers over everybody except Cleveland.
Feel okay about this one. 0-16 meets 3-13, and gets a tie. Steelers fans definitely feel like that’s a loss, so it should feel like a win of sorts to me, right?
Denzel Ward got absolutely no preseason and very little draft hype but he was incredible for his first game. Two picks, some great coverage plays, just really impressive. I was surprised when they drafted him because I hardly heard a peep during the pre-draft process, but he’s looking like a hit.
Ward did have a great game. I think he got a good amount of hype pre-draft, but maybe that’s because I’m in Central Ohio and you can’t escape Buckeye homerism.
Somebody said a tie is like kissing your sister. I suppose it’s better than getting beat up by your sister 16 times running, but I worry the Browns are raising expectations too high.
Regards,
Shodan
The Browns just needed to get rid of Joe Thomas. Nothing but dead weight for his entire career.
He’s from my hometown, graduated from my high school. So Ward has been the most important Browns story since before the draft! Woohoo!
Fuck this gay Earth.
Go Browns1 Was out of the country and didn’t watch Steelers game, and was surprised when I saw the final score. Wasn’t expecting them to keep it so close. They have much more talent now but many believe the HC is terrible and they won’t become a good team as long as he is there.