Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

Actually, they do make this shit up. :wink:

And already playing a President: Graves (TV series) - Wikipedia

Y’know, I’ve always wanted to visit Gine.

Trump caught in a hot mic in 2005 making extremely lewd comments about women and about things he’s done to women.

This is not just mild banter – check out the article and the audio.

Remember the Central Park 5? Five teens were convicted of raping a woman in New York’s Central Park in 1989 and were later exonerated when DNA evidence proved another man committed the crime alone.

Donald Trump still thinks the five were guilty. I guess because he’s never wrong and people are never coerced or tricked into confessions.

It’s OK. Trump has apologized: "“I apologize if anyone was offended.”

Can anyone think of a shittier “apology” than that? Anyone?

LSLGuy, I responded to your last post in the FiveThirtyEight thread which I thought was a better place for that conversation.

Regarding his “grab them by the pussy” comment – isn’t he describing sexual assault?

Trump only grabs women by the pussy in the classiest, best way ever that’s definitely, bigly not sexual assault unless you’re a loser.

Not when you’re a star. He explains it all. They let him grab them by the pussy. It’s consensual. He’s charming, that’s for sure.

But you have to be able to request the ballot in Spanish.

No, no: “Si. Si.”

It’s pronounced “jie-na”.

Hard to decide which new Trump scandal to run with, “grab her by the pussy” or continuing to believe that some black kids are guilty after the actual murderer has been found. Or confirmation that Russia is trying to help Trump win the election?

The happily married man and potential leader of the free world said

And this, my friends, I think is going to be the final nail in the coffin – or perhaps the extra nail for good measure.

But this is one that won’t go away – the media will be chewing on these salacious details all weekend long. Even better, it’s right before the town hall. LOL! He basically confesses to being an adulterer, in addition to the raunchy and disgusting manner he refers to women.

And it goes without saying that this will almost certainly end up in attack ads – or is it so disgusting that it could be banned on grounds of being pornographic?

I want to see how Bible-loving evangelicals spin this one.

That was in 2005. He’s a changed man now. They know this, because they really reaaaaallllllly want him to be.

:smack:

I heard this on NPR just now. It absolutely boggles the mind. And yes, some Trump supporters will believe this.

I think Melania is about to change him.

That was extra-creepy. Wow.

KellyAnne Conway really needs to walk him through an actual apology. It works like this: “Several years ago, I used some offensive language and spoke in an extremely inappropriate way about women. I deeply regret the embarrassment I’ve caused my wife, whom I love deeply. I apologize for the hurtful language and conversation that occurred a decade ago. It should never have happened.”

There. See. No need to say other guys do it too. No need to spin and make it about the rest of us being offended. You, Donald, fucked up. Bigly. Own it, now.

Bwahahahahaha! Of course, he won’t. Which is fine. Iowa is looking blue, and Arizona is oh, so, close, on that pretty little polling 538 map.

October is shaping up to be fun. I stand by my prediction that everyone has saved their favorite Donald turd to drop in the pool this month.

I like how he tries to spin it as just locker-room conversation and claims that Bill Clinton said worse things to him while they were playing golf. Even if it’s true that’s still a pretty lame excuse, and why would he want to remind his voters that he’s golfing buds with his opponent’s spouse anyway?

If he even hints about bringing up Bill Clinton’s indiscretions at the Town Meeting now, Hillary’s got him by his Rice Crispies.