Clive Davis Comes Out (Bisexual)

As per this Hollywood Reporter article, Clive Davis opens up about his current relationship with a man and his failed marriage with a woman (although he does have three adult sons from that relationship).

In case you are not sure who Clive Davis is, this is the guy who “discovered” or at least signed such acts as Janis Joplin, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, Barry Manilow, Santana and dozens more.

He is still an executive with Sony Music - and still a powerful force in the music industry despite being 80 years old.

I am sure this sudden open discussion has something to do with an upcoming autobiography - but I guess “better late than never” would be an apt description of the news.

For a moment, I thought you were talking about hunky actor Clive Owen.

This is just his feeble attempt at sending a three-way bootycall invite out to Jim Nabors.

I thought it was actor Clive Francis.

I thought, “Clive Davis is still alive?

I don’t know who Clive Davis is, but when I first saw the thread title, I was getting the name mixed with with Clive Cussler, so you can imagine my confusion.

Or Clive Barker, who’s been openly gay for years and years.

I thought you were talking about the male half of Bonnie and Clive. It would certainly make me re-evaluate the name Pretty Boy Floyd.

I was thinking of Clive Anderson from Who’s Line is it Anyway. For some reason, I wasn’t surprised.

I knew exactly who you were talking about… for a moment, then I started to doubt myself and confused it with Clive Owen.

Then I opened the thread and all was right again in my heart.

Well, good for Clive.

I’m reminded of the line from The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel:
“You’re gay?”
“More in theory than in practice these days.”

See, I thought it was Clive, Iowa, the western suburb of Des Moines. I always thought it had a bit of a crush on both Adel and Merle Hay.

So was I. Actually, it occurs to me that I can’t think of any well-known entertainment figure about whom I would be really surprised if they came out as bisexual.

(Is it wrong of me to add “especially male British ones”? Don’t get me wrong, I think British male actors in general are very manly* and I adore several of them, but British guys, at least the famous ones, just seem to come across as being less hung up about sexual orientation categories than non-Brits.)

  • Standard disclaimer: Not that bisexual or homosexual men are necessarily any less manly than heterosexual men, of course; I put that in just because when somebody says that they wouldn’t be surprised if so-and-so turned out to be bisexual or homosexual, that is commonly interpreted as being a dig at so-and-so’s manliness, and I repudiate that interpretation.

See, I thought it was Clive Christian, the British designer and maker of the world’s most expensive perfume.

So long as we’re listing people named Clive, I’d like to mention Clive James, whose name is really Vivian.

Aha. I thought it was Miles Davis, the famous jazz trumpter.

I owe the screenwriter about $12 in royalties for the number of times I’ve used that line (always with attribution, I will note).

I guess. Then again, “so what” could be an apt response to it.

bah, ninjerd

About three questions after “Who’s Clive Davis?” of course.