At least you’re not invisible like I seem to be.
Damn. I don’t get any more rational than this.
I may not be invisible, Jeff, but now I’m named Hamlet.
(I see you)
: peeks in :
I just logged on and noticed the board was slow. So this is what you guys have been up to.
: Reads thread :
Does any of you guys understand what any of the others is talking about? Since I sure as heck don’t.
I’d do a confused smilie now if I knew the code (I’m doing this in the reply box below).
Someone please help this thread out of its misery.
That’s funny. Not pants peeing funny but more of a giggling like a little bitch funny.
Cnote - Just to spite you, IYKWIM = if you know what I mean.
Actually, you’re named Hamelet. But I didn’t want to further confuse poor CNote with trivialities like facts.
I think this would make an awesome game for the Board. Kinda like Where’s Waldo, but instead Where’s Jeff Olsen. We could dress you up in a goofy-looking hat and horn-rimmed glasses and send you out into the world and see who can find you in pictures. Or we could disable the search function and see who can track down your latest post. Maybe even a theme song:
*Where in the world is Jeff Olsen?
Where is Jeff Olsen?
Where on earth can he be?
Tell me,
Where is Jeff Olsen?
Oh, Jeff Olsen
Where on earth can he be?
Where on earth can he be?
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Great Debates?, the BBQ Pit?
Cafe Society?, Where is it?
Cecil’s Columns? Where are you?
Can you help us find a clue?
Oh, Where is
Jeff Olsen?
Jeff Olsen
Where on earth
Can he be?
Where on earth can he be?
*
sugaree/Hamelet (Hamee?): Well, that’s one. 
Tuscalan, I’ll try to sum up.
Chris seems to be pissed because UB had a chance to close a thread but decided to defer to Coldie, who didn’t really need to close the thread just because the OP asked. Others chimed in saying that Chris could have just started a different thread if he really wanted to discuss stereotypes instead of this one bashing Coldie and UB. Then I tried to clear up a couple things: the reasoning behind why some threads don’t get closed even if the OP asks and Chris’s misconception about (not) starting a thread on stereotypes.
Oh, and Hamlet (the real one):
It is settled. I will be Hamelee.
Rockapella will sing the Jeff Olson theme song.
So, Jeff Olsen, if I understand you correctly, this is it:
- Chris was pissed because Coldie did what UB didn’t do,
- others were pissed because Chris did what he shouldn’t do and didn’t do what he should have done,
- finally you cleared up by explaining that while UB didn’t do what the OP wanted him to do, Coldie could still do that, and Chris didn’t understand that Coldie could do what UB didn’t do despite that the OP did want him to do that.
Thanks for clearing it up! 
No really!
And here is that 
smilie for future reference.
How about that? Now I’m confused. 
:: hops in invisible car, speeds away on invisible road ::
This is most certainly not what I said. I included the line about the Pit moderators possibly having a different opinion about closing the thread, because, well, I thought they might. And they did. (Please note remarkable prescience on the part of the author.) I crafted my post specifically to include that eventuality. I did this because I made my decision and my post without consulting them. It is necessary to leave the ultimate decision to them - it’s their turf. Never in any way did I say anything remotely resembling what you claim I said. Your post is a complete mischaracterization of both my words and my intentions.
Now c’mere. I think you need a hug.
Did I not say that? Did I not???
Oh, wait. The car’s spraypainted in invisible paint.
Wow. Only a Mod with the word beer in his name gives a hug, when according to the rules he should give a banning:
Touches the heart. Makes me thirsty as well.
DaLovin’ Dj
the following paraphrased by t-keela for the reading impaired lurkers…
Diane queried… yadda, yadda…"IYKWIM?
reply (my impression) I don’t know what you mean and by the way, what the fuck does IYKWIM stand for?"
You’re right, Brad that was funny. 
IYKWIM = ?
If You Keep Wishing I Might, no…hmmm let’s try again!
I Yell Kinky…what?
Thanks! One more score. I must be getting closer to Banhattan, which is good.
As for your question, CNote, I think it’s been answered already, right?
I don’t know what you mean and by the way, what the fuck does IYKWIM stand for?" = I/KWYM&BTW,WTF=IYKWIM?
Damn, if we had enough of these we could quit using words all together.
dalovindj: I think it’s only ban-worthy if you do it on purpose. If you’re just stupid, they let you slide.
Exactamondo Miller. And it also helps that I didn’t quote those words, I paraphrased. Take a look at it. It was done on purpose and for a reason.
It doesn’t help that I paraphrased it wrong, on the other hand, and so for that I apologize.
How 'bout that hug, huh?
:: Hug, hug, hu… Hey, not so damn hard! ::
Coldfire. Hmmm. Not much added besides the reference to that stupid competition. I guess I was expecting more. Oh, well.
To everyone else, Hi! I did read your posts, I was just going after different points.
Have a nice night, as I’m completely wiped out and I’m heading off to bed now (You better not be following me in there, Unclebeer!)
:: snort! ::