Clothahump, and others...

I think his particular style is Taekwon Doh!

Maybe Taekwon Derp. I couldn’t decide between the two jokes.

I would go with Ti Kwan Leep-maybe a few too many boots to the head?

don’t bother, the poster who said he believes his “arguments” are self evident was right. Clothy already came to this thread and said “Benghazi” and “Obamacare” so he’s done.

Well, in truth, the actual Republican strategy is frightening in it’s scope and destructive end results.

“Starve the Beast”

They’ve been deliberately forcing reductions in revenue so as to force the USA to a place where we have no choice but to totally eliminate all of the programs they don’t like, because we’ll be bankrupt and unable to afford them.

That’s right. Completely destroy the US economy and government in order to achieve their results of ‘smaller government’. :smack:

They’re no patriots, as further evidenced by how many of them list themselves as ‘Christian’, ‘Conservative’ and other things, while completely leaving ‘American’ off the list.

“Government is fucked up, and we’ll prove it…even if we have to fuck it up ourselves!”

I really see Clothahump as a poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect. It isn’t just that he can’t make a logical argument to support his views, its that he doesn’t even recognize the difference between a logical argument and the one he is making. As far as he’s concerned, the our arguing that that Trump is bad because he wants to dismantle NATO and seems to favor nuclear proliferation, is just the same as his argument that Clinton is bad because Benghazi, but on the opposite side.

Imagine the reaction if Obama said “deficits don’t matter.”

I apologize for being snarky. I think I was frustrated I was answering questions you already knew the answer to but were pretending not to know.

As for whether Hillary is a felon, it’s motivated reasoning all around. I don’t go around correcting people who say OJ is a murderer or that GWB is a war criminal, since they technically aren’t in a narrow sense of not being convicted. It’s just a strange charge to focus on, since it’s quite likely Trump is also guilty of several crimes. Who knows where the 13 year old sex case will go.

I remember when Obama let out the terrorists in Guantanamo and allowed them to rape our women and steal our jobs (how they openly raped but kept down a job, I have no idea). Also remember that time Obama personally escorted 100 illegal immigrants from Mexico over the border in Air Force One? And that time Obama intervened and sat on a death panel and voted to kill not only a healthy young white man, but forced his Christian wife to abort her 38 week triplets? Yeah, I wouldn’t want 8 more years of that either

Can we somehow get her to tell him to stop being such a dick?

How do we know she isn’t even more insane? The most frighteningly derpy people I have ever met or seen are women.

Ask her to sweeten his mood by giving him a warm hug, his slippers, and plenty of meatballs.

(The above was lifted from a 1980s Friedman Bros. cartoon about the life of Tor Johnson. It always seemed reasonable to me)

Considering she seems to have him thoroughly cowed…

Tor liked his meatballs. Swedish meatballs are okay, I guess, but the Swedes at church seem to use plain hamburger in powdered gravy. And no sour cream and dill. Where’s that German cuisine thread? Fuckin’ Squareheads.*

Note: Norskies cant cook, either. I was saved by my Bohunk grandmother.

    • We Norskies have tried to assimilate the Swedes, whose church up the street failed, for obvious reasons. We rescued them from the Missouri Synod Germans in between. They should be more thankful by cooking better, but whad’ya expect? :wink:

Well that’s what Clothy says so who know the reality?

Clothahump’s lack of follow-up about the national debt and other points might just indicate that he knows he’s wrong, which I guess is the start of wisdom.

Actually I wonder how that move would poll about now. :stuck_out_tongue:

Kim Kardashian occurred entirely during his administration.

He made us all get gay abortions.

The two worst years in terms of number of large natural disasters occurred during his administration (probably God being mad at the gay abortions).

The Republicans nominated Trump during his administration.

The Democrats nominated Hillary during his administration.

The cubs won the world series.

Oh and he’s black.

He’s terrified he’ll be exposed to actual facts. Mess up his worldview proper, they would.

Oh, how cutesy-poo. How many times, give or take, would you say your mother dropped you on your head while you were a child?

You would be incorrect. A felon is one who commits a felony. Nowhere in that definition does it say anything about conviction.

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Law. a person who has committed a felony.