Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say

Police arrest teen clown prank suspect in Alabama.
http://wiat.com/2016/09/21/west-blocton-police-arrest-teen-clown-prank-suspect/

Here are some of the latest:

New Kentucky Clown sightings with picture of one sitting outside a convenience store.

Clown at the Playground

Clown with sword

Lurking clown arrested in Kentucky woods near apartments

impersonating a referee is a serious offense

Now we have prisoners! With a little “persuasion” we may be able to get some information and maybe even find out where their nests are.

Verrrrrry interestink!

At least 9 ‘clown’ arrests so far in Alabama: What charges do they face?

Clowning without a license.

Rainbow City? Could it be any more obvious? With a name like that? That’s obviously the source of the infestation!

Nuke it from orbit.
It is the only choice!

All right, you’re under arrest. And don’t try anything funny!

:slight_smile:
Dammit!

Tennessee Highway Patrol issues warning about clowns.

Clowns in the Park

Clown in a Car

Clowns in New Jersey

Aw, shit. I knew it was only a matter of time before they got here.

This is to be one of the scariest and funniest threads in SDMB history.

They have come to Indiana

I think my favorite part of this has been watching the local news clips that often are included in these clown reports. Some are so serious, others not. I really like the police advice that goes with this next one:

Clowns in Texas?

I wonder if their are two police departments fir a city that is in two states.

People are calling police if they even see a clown, regardless of if it’s doing anything threatening. With Halloween coming, the police are going to be swamped with calls.

I’m planning on going to a Halloween/birthday party on the 8th as one of the Killer Klowns.

Picture here:

I hope that I can get to the party without causing a law enforcement incident.

Can I have your DVDs?