Seriously? Is there sand in the Sahara?
So now it’s happened. They’ve reached my state. I’m locking the deadbolts.
Glances around before whispering… I hear that there are out of disguise clowns hidden among the Syrian refugees. :eek:
Please be careful, there are more in Pennsylvania. Lock the door! Hide!
That’s diabolical!
Anyone want to guess how this is all going to end? Somehow, I don’t think well.
Auburn University Police Clown Advisory
Good words here. It is not a good idea to wear a clown mask right now. Do not join vigilante groups looking for clowns.
Also, enjoy the Sesame Street video at the end of the bulletin.
Ha ha, well since this report originates from “Tazewell County,” I’m going to go ahead and assume that the local police know what to do with bad scary clowns.
Perhaps they are Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
This one is just great:
That’s near where I grew up. 
Lasers? Does anyone else envision the lasers being used the way one might use a laser as a cat toy?
Honestly, though, the clown I would be most concerned about is the one played by Louison, because that guy brings some very bad people along.
So far in the past month or so: South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Virginia, Maryland, Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. Did I miss anybody’s clown?
So it isn’t safe to dress up as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween anymore?
And how many clowns are there? They must be breeding like rabbits if they’ve infested the entire southeast within 10 days. Clowns breed?
No, they recruit like rabbits.
I guess we are only hearing scary reports from the people who chose to run away…
From that link…
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