It had to happen.
Clown porn has been around forever. One of the first porn mags I ever saw had a shoot of a guy with (IIRC) two women in clown makeup. More Harley Quinn than Bozo. This would have been in the 80s. A Penthouse, I think. I still occasionally go for a little clown porn.
I. Don’t. Know. What. To. Say.
There’s got to be a good joke response. Why can’t I think of it?
Clowns seem like a natural fit for porn. I mean, look at the size of their shoes! :eek:
This Doper wants you to help him be a better clown
Do they say “Fuck me silly” a lot?
Is it “Fuck me silly”, or “Fuck me, silly”?
Or come to think of it, “Fuck, me silly”?
Where is my handy Robot Chicken reference where I need it?
Things to keep in mind when viewing clown porn:
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You know it’s going to be a gang bang when the tiny car pulls up to the house.
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That’s not seltzer water!
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Even the sad clowns get a happy ending.
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“Face paint” might not mean what you think.
More seriously, once in a great while I kind of have a thing for women in clown type makeup. Not the whole getup with the big shoes and wig and everything. It’s really just the face paint. I guess it’s more of a mask fetish. I guess I wouldn’t really say it’s a full blown fetish. Just an occasional diversion.
And now I have officially posted more about my sexual interests in the past couple of days than I have in the previous 9 years I’ve been on the SDMB.
Oh, geez, when I was growing up, we lived about two blocks from a guy who did an afternoon children’s cartoon/variety show, as the clown “Rusty Nails”. Now, if that is not a clown porn name, what is?
Only two weeks until all this goes away at Halloween. It will go away, right?
Halloween quote:
Little boy who jumped out of window to avoid creepy jester now says he does not want to go outside at night because “that’s when the clowns come.”
Don’t send in the clowns:
Well, with the economy heating up and unemployment rates dropping, the next thing will be men in business suits standing in parks trying to lure workers with money.
Batman vs. creepy clown panics: What drives copycats?
Damn, what has been read cannot be un-read…
Little did we know what was coming when those first clowns made their appearance in South Carolina now nearly two months ago. Total world domination.
How to react if a BEEPing clown attacks your car.
