Are you sure there was no panic? Better check the local news sites first.
Well, the party did get a little rowdy when a bunch of drunk people played musical chairs and the last two players started fighting over the last chair, but there were no clown panics that I was aware of.
Where next?
Clowns take over the world on November 8.
Insanity. These stupid kids think that they’re being funny.
Poor Ronald should enjoy his time off. Perhaps he could find it restful here.
When T.S. Eliot wrote in The Hollow Man “'This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a whimper,” who knew he was referring to this?
Like they’d clown panic in front of you. :rolleyes: I bet after you left they were all like “Did you see davidm in that clown costume? I’m so clown panicking right now.” “I know, right? I’m clown panicking like a motherfuck over here.”
Ah, so this was all a scheme of the Joker’s! Now it makes sense!
Article about clown panic from an urban legend perspective.
Holy guacamole! According to the sign, rooms there are $3950 per night!!! No wonder clowns are shaking down kiddos for pocket change! At least it’s pet friendly so these guyswon’t be left out on their own.
Tasteful clown decor does not come cheap.
The clowns have gone international, as several posts above indicate. You need to start tracking them by country, too.
Cleaning up those damn pies.
The last state falls to the clowns: