17-year-old arrested for false report, as well as two felony harassment charges for texting threats to two female students.
They fear those giant mosquitoes in Alaska, and clowns can’t swim.
This is what they look like under the mask. From today’s Portland news.
Ooops.
They’re mimes, they’re *all *terrible.
This is starting to look a lot like the satanic panic of the 1990s.
Pardon me?
Don’t you panic,
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic
It is kind of sad that we have so much auto-correct, these days, or “clpwned” would be a widespread meme by now.
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Clowns vs. Mimes (NSFW language)
[/QUOTE]ha haha!!! 
It’s probably just viral marketing for next year’s It remake.
No, it is real, murderous clowns bent on rapine!
We must build a wall!
Wouldn’t a box work better?
You’re gonna need a pretty large, sturdy box.
What is a box but four sturdy walls?
(I feel like I just channelled Kwai Chang Caine before he met his Master.)
It depends upon whether your box is made of cardboard, or concrete blocks.
Well, I went to the party tonight in my Killer Klown costume, and ended up spending several hours in a jail cell… JOKING, JOKING. Nothing happened. I had a good time and I didn’t cause any panics.
I had to park a couple of blocks from the hall and had to walk those blocks in the clown outfit. A police cruiser drove by as I was walking, but kept going without even slowing down.