Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say

There’s a film I would pay good money to see.

I think they all are. I can’t imagine pedophiles dressing up as clowns to attract children, or serial killers in clown outfits looking for victims.

It depends on what you mean by “fake”. If you mean that none of the incidents reported in the news are real (and everyone involved is an actor) then I’d have to disagree. If “fake” includes people dressing up in order to frighten real victims for lulz with no intent to truly hurt or molest, then yeah, I think that’s the case.

Yes. I think those videos are fake and the supposedly panicky victims part of the fake. I think many other sightings are either imagined or someone trying to scare people, but that these claimants are mostly sincere.

Agreed.

First Satanists luring children, now clowns.

You people are all a bunch of Bozo’s.

I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.

<Peter Griffin> “You guys are stupid, they’re gonna’ be looking for Army guys…”

Clowns vs Firefighters:

“How a Fight With Clowns Led to the Birth of Modern Policing in Toronto”

A North Carolina man has been charged with fabricating a clown sighting.

The troubles with sighted clowns: too much make-up.

One word: Camouflage

Clowns now on the attack in Georgia.

Uncute evil clown on Facebook

Another clown in Georgia, possibly armed

Clown (with photo!) in West Virginia

Evil clown in Arizona on Bike

Uh oh… now Virginia

That’s the problem with kids, they don’t take credit cards

That’s it! Seal the borders - NOW! No one with any clown DNA is getting in. Also stop all compact vehicles with more than 4 occupants. And bring in the grease paint sniffing dogs.

All clowns, jugglers, children’s party magicians, and circus performers should immediately be brought in for vigorous interrogation, and we should seriously consider internment camps until we figure out what’s going on!

Can’t we make exceptions for the good ones?

There are no good clowns.

The only good clown is a dead clown.

I stand corrected.

That Lou Ferrigno wore an awful lot of makeup… Is he on TV at all any more? Wouldn’t want him fluencing the kids.

Thinking about that, now I’m a little suspicious of Bill Bixby… but I suppose he’d be one of the good ones if TokyoBayer is correct.