Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say

I wonder how many of these clown encounters are true.

Somewhere between zero and none.

I wonder, is there a difference between a clown encounter of the first kind, the second kind, and so forth?

That would really piss off some over worked cops.

If the cops ever shoot an unarmed clown, they may have to plant a seltzer bottle on him.

Good plan, but difficult to hide in their sock, as they can a small pistol.

There was that Finicum dude, except, they said he had a gun on him.

I thought the seltzer was down the pants.

Clowns put two schools on lockdown in Alabama

Clown problem last month in Wisconsin

Clowns now in Florida

Stephen King Comments on Current Clown Menace

Could the fans (Juggalos) of the Insane Clown Posse be behind this?

Juggalos are some pretty extreme fans. Maybe a few extremists are messing with people and scaring them?

Just my speculation.

This is likely a case of mass hysteria.

“Evil clown” reports date back to (at least) 1981. There seems to be some correlation between these reports and the “Stranger Danger” teachings from the early 80’s. I think there is also a relation between these kinds of incidents and the “Satanic Panic” over alleged Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) in the US which gained traction in the 80’s.

http://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/south-carolina-clown-panics/

Clowns now in Tennessee

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I find this kind of stuff fascinating.

The only good clown is a dead clown, but not all dead clowns are good.

I have no idea if it’s true, but someone should market that.

I really enjoyed the local news report video of the Tennessee sighting. This is becoming quite a …media circus.

More schools in Alabama on lockdown because of clown threats.
http://www.wbrc.com/story/33113508/hale-county-schools-on-soft-lock-down-due-to-clown-threats-on-social-media-details-in-app?sf36128132=1

That’s okay; by June 2050 everyone living in Baltimore will all be Ernest Borgnines.

Here in Alabama, more school lockdowns due to clown fears.

More Alabama Clowning

Maryland joins in the Clown mania

This new Clown report from Kentucky-- comes with a picture