please please please tell me you were deliberately goofing…
Well that depends on a lot of things, really…like who’s doing the tugging, how hard it’s being tugged, the duration of the tugging. But if everything works out just right, then yes, if you tug it, he will…oh never mind.
That sucks. I hear the SuaSponte ornaments are going for a lot more than the Barney purses on eBay.
Sua
You forgot Alfred Gore. Sua never answered me. I don’t think he likes me. What with that girly sounding name and all, he’s probably jealous that my username is girlishly appropriate.
I’m sorry, honey, but what with my massive fan base and hordes of nubile co-eds threatening to bash down my door at all hours, I get swamped. And what the hell, it ain’t all that bad of an idea 
Sua
And of course, whether there will be a resulting “wet spot” depends on whether the individual in question is “intact”.
Or so I’ve heard.