I was going to suggest the Comfy Chair.
I could, for the sake or argument, lend you mine ------ but
a) I really like my current scoot
b) I really don’t dislike you very much at all.
c) I promised the folks out Gettysburg not to litter like that anymore
How about this for a compromise ------- I arrange for you to have Christmas dinner with my mother? If the food alone doesn’t kill you it will at least make death look a lot better than it did before.
Don’t remind me. That got me an official infraction.
I dunno. Death by charging a garbage truck, mounted on my noble Craftsman Lawn Tractor, wielding a dust mop for a lance, and wearing a skillet for a helmet has a certain Quixote vibe that’s gonna be hard to top.
I am he, Oak Quixote, man of Dementia…
Pardon?
And the guest of honor is back to spreading bullshit.
Techno-Amish indeed.
Techno-Amish has a nice beat, but you aren’t allowed to dance to it.
Hey - watch it now! I saw a buggy this summer with a sound system that could support a GWAR concert. And don’t forget the Amish kids who got into trouble drug-trafficking for a motorcycle gang. Its not just the kids all the time anymore - they just aren’t as used to keeping the English away.
The older I get the more fucking nuts I think the world is becoming.
It’s a bad question because he doesn’t know enough to ask good ones about the Amish yet. He’ll learn.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
I was thinking we could do a new sequential threads where you only use threads started by the same poster. 1a and 1b are like that because 1a was started when I was composing this thread and I’m not renumbering the entire post.
In the first seven slots in GQ we have these 3 started today 12/22/209:
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1a. does Fedex or any other business offer a “dropbox” service with a temporary address?
1b. Amish agriculture - could it be more efficient with more tech and less Amish rules?
2. when Amish young people leave, what do they do, careerwise?
3. what happens if Fedex tries to deliver when I am absent? should I somehow warn them?**
A bit farther down from today 12/22/2009:
4. pricing and availability subject to change. what does this mean?
5. why didn’t the New York “Chinese bus” expand massively against Greyhound?
6. what kept Mormons in Utah after persecution ended? was economy great? did Church ask them to stay?
A bit farther down 12/19/2009:
7. what’s the marginal cost of stay in homeless shelter? why don’t they grow into flophouses?
8. how high should oil prices get for sea shipping to switch to coal? can this realistically happen?
A bit farther down 12/20/2009:
9. if you access a machine with an expensive app via GoToMyPc/etc, what says the law?
Back to 12/19/2009
**10. could groceries store or Walmart get much more efficient by getting rid of the big hall?
11. what is the expected pay-off of school education in rural Africa?
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Now for page 2 starting with 12/18/2009:
**12. why weren’t there for-profit hurricane evacuators during Katrina?
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Back to 12/19/2009:
13. are paper products for schools cheap in poor countries?
Back to 12/18/2009:
14. what kind of malicious things can be distributed in .doc and .xls files?
15. what does artistic/drawing skill talent distribution look like in general population?
16. can additional contracts be used to defeat the spirit of tenant protection rules?
On to the next on 12/17/2009:
17. could Microsoft address the threat of keyloggers, screenshot takers etc on OS policy level?
Next 12/16/2009:
18. how does child mortality and population growth work in rural Africa?
Next 12/15/2009:
19. is internet metered in 3rd world countries? and do they have WAP style websites?
20. what will Amazon do if asked for 1000 gadgets? do they ship in bulk?
Next 12/14/2009:
**21. how hard is it to get a loan secured by “liquid” inventory?
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Next 12/13/2009:
22. why hospitals are allowed to use zero wage volunteers and businesses are not?
I stop at this point.
We have 7 new threads in GQ for today at this point.
My goodness, ‘Code’ is starting to get up into Roland Deschain territory, isn’t he?
Good times in GQ with that one:
Battery operated “fart collectors” could help solve the energy crisis and improve…
That’s exactly what I said (to my empty house) when I read that. I do agree with the OP, though. That shit belongs in IMHO or MPSIMS, or just nowhere.
Why? She can’t drag you out of her basement all by herself? 
Wouldn’t it more be the Techno-Amish have a nice beat but the Baptists aren’t allowed to dance to it? 
And for those bored and killing time check out either the Electric Amish or Amish Outlaws on YouTube.
Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that creep?
Cuz it’s Christmas?
He did turn into quite the freak show, didn’t he?
Merry Christmas, Guinastasia.
Giving this one a Mick Foley Bump because the guest of honor is still spamming GQ with bullshit. And I find that annoying.
I have no idea why I said this and after two years it seems horribly mean.* I’m sure I had a reason in 2009 but I did not inform myself of that reason so I retract the statement.
*10 to 1 says I was going for some deadpan joke or something but who knows.
Thank you. Somebody had to do it and I was getting an irresistable urge to Pit him for all the new threads that really make no sense at all. No body is that stupid without years of practice.
Eighth grade graduation must have been last week and **code_grey **is living large.