That was good. Can the shih tzu have some sort of disorder that makes it urinate on itself?
I figured that was kind of implied by it being a shih tzu.
Exactly. Much the way that a 400-pound chick in clown makeup prancing back and forth across the stage with her ass hanging out of her spandex shorts during the “Ima Have as Many Babies as I WANT!” episode of the Jerry Springer show is booed by the audience because they’re “jealous.”