Hey, man. Nice marmot.
We’re only interested in one thing, Bart. Can you tell a story? Can you make us laugh? Can you make us cry? Can you make us want to break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay!
He’s fleeing the interview!
Regards,
Shodan
I guess we learned not to do it again. Although I’ll be fucked if I know what we did.
I’ll show you the life of the mind!
I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.
The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
They were jammies! They had Yodas and shit on 'em!
Sometimes, I get da menstrual cramps real bad.
You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin’ I gave some thought to stealin’ a kiss… though you are very young, and sick… and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
I decided not to park here.
Tell Leo he’s not God on the throne, he’s just a cheap political boss with more hair tonic than brains.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger
‘twixt the buttocks?!
(from the original Shakespeare “Two Gentlemen of Lebowski”)
Who needs a home when you’ve got a colostomy bag?
I am the damn paterfamilias!
Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin’ coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain’t at?
You’re a smooth smoothie, you know?
Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
I’ll show you the life of the mind!
I’ll show you the life of the mind!